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Wait why are you on here??? #ENDSARS

[Rèed @Ian_San254]

Being naked while wearing shoes feels more naked than being naked.

[❄️ @JustBeTweeting]

They need to kill 17 niggas

[. @playboicurrryy]

what the fuck is he talking about

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Do you ever get exhausted by food? Not the food itself, just the endless cycle of deciding what to eat, shopping for it, cooking it, and having to do it all over again every single freaking day.

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

Constantly saying “long story short” with absolutely no intention of shortening the story whatsoever

[A ★ @heyyarnolddd]

Y’all made Aniya feel CRAZYYYYYY WHEN IT WAS DISCERNMENT THIS WHOLE TIME!!! She fucking knew he was playing in her face & y’all labeled her insecure for not falling for his BULLSHIT! #LoveislandUSA

[kitty 🐻 @xoo_kitty]

I like using twitter because none of my friends use it

[moFo @mofoAlternaria]

infelizmente eu amo beber fumar e transar nunca vou me libertar dessas amarras

[bonnie @fwrosting]

all ur boyfriend does is smoke and give you meat bitch ur dating a bbq

[blue @bluewmist]

Unpopular opinion: I don't think your life has to have a purpose, or you a grand ambition; I think it's okay to just wander through life finding interesting things until you die

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

Our first Juneteenth without Charlie ✊🏾
Let’s take a shot!

[🌟Ø₮₳₭Ʉ₲ØĐ🌟 @OtakuGod_]

Niggas be literally about to die and Aelita just be taking her time to reset time 😭😭

[mrs mind freak @quiet_homeboy]

Once, while sitting in a GP clinic, I overheard a baby say “goo goo ga ga”, and the mother reply: “Well. That’s very stereotypical of you.”

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"My intention is to grow with the company"

Receives a job offer with higher pay :

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

He knows 😭

[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

lmao 🤣

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

Blocked

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

GIRL please get addicted to thinking everything will always work out for you.