itsbrittanyb*tch

kinda serious, kinda kidding.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[Chris Williamson @CWilliamson44]

She’s JOGGING on the damn stairmaster lmaoooo. I understand why that man gave her that look. Whole notha level

[itsbrittanyb*tch @kingbrittt]

every single time

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Do you say goodbye to your pet before leaving the house?

[MS.JAZZY @MsJazzybelle]

Not gonna lie..as a responsible person, sometimes you do have to say fck your priorities and enjoy life a little..

[The Evil Maestro Morgan @MaestroMorgan17]

This is crazy even by “black dont crack” standards

[Sophie ✨ @splashysophy]

There is no reason hip thrust or hip abduction machines should face anything other than a wall in any gym. Spare us the awkward eye contact. 😭

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"
Me:

[itsbrittanyb*tch @kingbrittt]

yes, & a pig

[Mr. Mike @mrmikeMTL]

People who went to high school:

Did you actually dissect a frog in science class?

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

how the relationship feels when you keep your friends out of it

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

U gotta let people think u not up to nothing and just show up 1 day with the whole world in your palms

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

getting drunk before sex really unlocks the pornstar in me😂😭

[CEIRA @THEEPROBLEMCEE]

Real bitches kno there's no reward for being real. You just do it because it's in you.

[WE THE URBAN @WeTheUrban]

I hope July and the second half of this year are gentler on your spirit, kinder to you, good for your growth, and even better than the first half.

[taoki @justalexoki]

unironically having nothing to lose makes you a much better conversational partner

[222 @yuckgal]

i am just a garden learning to water itself

[free bandzz 🦂 @maaarrah]

well bitches will in fact go fuck your nigga

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Some people are just living. They’re not dating anyone. They have no crush. They scroll from app to app with no one to talk to. They go to work, come back home, eat, sleep, and go to work again the next day.

[. @Fimiye]

Chill with me at your own risk, I can sit quietly for hours and call it a great time!

[Leo Invests @Leo_Traydes]

Country Club wealth really makes you realize there are levels to this shit

[ً @artfuIchaos]

one of the highest acts of self respect and self love is choosing to walk away from a connection with someone who isn’t choosing you.