🇨🇩🍄 cacto 🍄🇵🇸

New Media in Arts BA / I make art (i suck)

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

They should’ve killed me back in May

[kart @strawbrryk8]

Ive been training my pelvic floor to kill people

[THE muab'dib @farrsaman]

@dmr1619 @thefinalsage are you out of your fucking mind

[🩸 🐾 🐾 @SuckaFreeNickxx]

Damn near gotta molest me

[papito @treyfive_]

A full tank of gas , haircut and car wash is a $200 day you ain’t even eat yet

[Anime Kaiser Willy II @praesto04]

the fascinating thing about women complaining about this tweet is that the implication of it is that men actually think rape is so bad that women should, at a bare minimum, stop associating with their alleged rapist yet women think it's making light of rape.

[🇨🇩🍄 cacto 🍄🇵🇸 @kingcacto]

@JeandyM @boopgauk @angelpurrp Tf is a wank

[🇨🇩🍄 cacto 🍄🇵🇸 @kingcacto]

@JeandyM @boopgauk @angelpurrp Ahh yes almost as if the anecdote is based on other people’s experiences, that you wouldn’t be able to verify regardless because it’s Twitter you fucking idiot.

[xia @xiazfan]

i hate a “don’t fight hate with hate” ass nigga lmao fuck you

[🇨🇩🍄 cacto 🍄🇵🇸 @kingcacto]

@JeandyM @boopgauk @angelpurrp is it really that hard to accept that people have had different experiences than you, like other lives exist fam

[em @pawnofshame]

when the friendship feel oddly romantic

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

there's this belief buried deep inside me that i can't date anyone until i've become the absolute best version of myself. first i need the career. then the body. then the confidence. then the life plan. and only after all that, i'm finally allowed to be loved.

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

What I used to say when the weedman wouldn’t answer the phone

[🇨🇩🍄 cacto 🍄🇵🇸 @kingcacto]

@canoflop @undiecon @morninglight_b @colin7249 @Thewildbino @Nyjah_97 @Dexerto Maybe because him saying it “could’ve been” the other hand after saying definitively that he saw her right hand that doesn’t exist still doesn’t make sense, either he saw it in her left hand or didn’t see it at all. HE made the distinction, not her.

[🇨🇩🍄 cacto 🍄🇵🇸 @kingcacto]

@Destinydolove @RellWillis @mamiikeeyy You assuming someone who has sex doesn’t masturbate is your first mistake

[oecolamp @oecolamp]

There's no male version of the "ick" because having to hide your disgust at women's inadequacies is the usual state of affairs for men.

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

sorry for showing symptoms of the disorder i told you multiple times i have. do you want to me kill myself?

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

For someone who Can’t Keep Doing This Anymore I seem to keep Doing This a Lot

[Pancho @mybadbrah]

modern dating is going out with someone and having the most beautiful night of your life for 8 hours thinking you met your wife but they just wanted to have a one night stand and you were too autistic to pick up on that