Daniel Koch

18th Century Anglophile, runner, powered by plants. Big fan of birds, and pro wrestling. Co-host on FilmWonk Podcast.

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@onestpress @gtconway3d He knows. The point is to be an asshole.

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@ArtButSports Oh lord. That’s cutting and hilarious.

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@TheComebackSpot Dakota’s best moment was turning on Tegan Nox in NXT.

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@TheComebackSpot There is only so much tv time available. If creative doesn’t have plans for you, and you are frequently injured, it’s difficult to justify the roster spot. Plus there are other wrestling companies out there to explore.

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@TheComebackSpot You should embrace the practice squad as if they’re on par with your loved ones but only if they get released.

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@kaitlancollins I put this slightly above acquiring Greenland in the likelihood of happening. It’s a dumb waste of money but our baby brained president thinks it’s “super cool”.

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@bresreports Like everything he does, this makes zero logical sense.

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@jemelehill Wait…is she controlling Belichick?

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@100YearsAgoLive The best possible time to cave dive is never.

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@turnedwife As a man, I think he looks fine either way but he looks much more approachable in the before photo.

It would be nice if people listened to the answers they receive rather than seek out the answers that confirm their priors.

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@Deadspin Oh no. That’s worse than Drake placing a bet on you.

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@Mediaite That’s like asking the man not to drink.

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@TheRajGiri For me night one was a solid 7.5/10. I enjoyed everything to varying degrees and thought the main event was great.

Night two was an 8.5/10. Loved the first 3 matches. Thought Logan-Styles was decent. Happy to see Becky back and…the main event was controversial!

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So Heyman was Punk’s friend, Brock’s advocate, and Reign’s wiseman. What title will he be called for Rollins?

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Mutual heartbreak for Punk and Reigns. 💔

#WrestleMania

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@queersocialism I only ever use it to help brainstorm details for fictional countries or government positions within extensive constitutional monarchies.

Like it’s a silly tool and I rarely use it.

Perhaps it’s because I remember a time before the internet and I am not impressed with AI slop.

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@TheComebackSpot It’s was a solid/very good show. I had a great time.

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@Rosenbergradio Cinema

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@250YearsAgoLive They should have listened to him.

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@asc5455 @RpsAgainstTrump Like $8. El Salvador is cheap.

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@mainbitchclique If I didn’t have to drop my kid off at daycare and I could drive straight in to work then 7a-3pm would be great.