Claret

I love you

[Claret @kingclaret]

Huzzah!

[Garpps @TheGrapesInc]

Here you go champion

[Claret @kingclaret]

Not been on for a while but it’s fun to come back and visit. Turned 26 today. Work is good but I delete x off my phone so I don’t get distracted during term time.
Teaching highschool is so much fun so I should probably share some stories here occasionally. Big feed today

[Claret @kingclaret]

Chinese stuff is interesting atm and some of the "very chinese time in my life" memes are funny but in 5-10 years I know Im gonna be sick of everything being so chinese
And then life will only get more chinese from there

[Claret @kingclaret]

Working as a HS teacher has been so rewarding. My life mission is now to foster a wholesome and joyful slice of life anime environment for these young people.
and to teach them stuff i guess

[Claret @kingclaret]

Got twitter up on my PC so I can delete it off my phone and be more productive at work.

[Claret @kingclaret]

Southerner in 1865: my apes! All my apes are gone!

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Incredible shot of Rep. Al Green holding up a "BLACK PEOPLE AREN'T APES!" sign with Trump in the foreground from photographer Kenny Holston (Getty)

[Claret @kingclaret]

@lowlandsapien Rosie’s chicken is pretty solid for servo food. Reliable for a road trip

[Claret @kingclaret]

Ironic how the repeal of terra nullius is a cornerstone of civil rights mythology in Australia when ‘land belonging to no one’ is their prime argument for mass migration

[Claret @kingclaret]

@MisterPilk I might take you up on that some day

[Claret @kingclaret]

I am being psychologically influenced by instagram reels into wanting to visit South Africa.
I want to braai. I want to eat braaierbojie.
I want to call things lekker

[Claret @kingclaret]

@AnekoExe Wearing matching sundress with a beautiful foid

[Claret @kingclaret]

Housemate took his foid out for a picnic and they arrive home. I’m eating a sad subway sandwich and she’s in a sundress. It’s not fair. Chud rage is coursing through me

[Claret @kingclaret]

All my friends have girlfriends except me this isn’t funny anymore. Where do I find one of those I’m not kidding explain it to me

[Democ @ISawMrBirchum]

The ducks at the park actually come at a terrible, terrible cost

[Claret @kingclaret]

“I’ll just figure it out as I go”
Man says before cooking three weeks worth of mid pesto pasta he has to eat now

[Mark Richardson @MarkRichardson2]

This was the coat of arms of South Australia from 1936 to 1984. It was replaced for being too complex, but it has its merits:

[Claret @kingclaret]

We are Charlie Kirk robbed not being on the list for triple j hot 100 today #tripleJ #triplejhottest100 #hottest100 #wearecharliekirk

[Claret @kingclaret]

@xiaomaoenjoyer It’s slowly happening. Several towns between the city and my home town have got huge developments getting built up. But I think anything further than 1-2 hours drive away from the city is hard to grow. SA needs another proper city somewhere

[Claret @kingclaret]

@favelaoverlord They watched OBAA and now they think they are Leo fighting for the French 75. They are even wearing flannel like he does in the movie

[Claret @kingclaret]

Cool that twitter added a passcode feature to DMs that stops it from showing you notifications until you set a code. Great feature

[Claret @kingclaret]

@robertlasagna1 @werther_n I spent 4 hours watching northernlion play jackbox with his friends and then went to a friends gathering to play jackbox. Really showed how watching that stuff as friend group substitute is easy and being a fun friend in a group can be hard work