Nick Carter

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[Nick Carter @kingcorn72]

junie b jones definitely grew up to be gay right

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update this only works if the people over 25 are not gay men

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love going out with people over 25 bc they always want to be home before midnight <3

[Nick Carter @kingcorn72]

david cameron did more for the one direction “one way or another/teenage kicks” music video than he did for the UK

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worst part of full time job is less time to wear my adidas joggers ://///

[Nick Carter @kingcorn72]

@urqueerpeer this but it’s my webkinz account

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writing a thesis about heterosexuality on dating shows

[Nick Carter @kingcorn72]

if cats “don’t do things out of spite,” why does this guy keep peeing in my cleats

[Nick Carter @kingcorn72]

the banneker lifeguard ONCE AGAIN told me to get out of the pool for adult swim

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kind of transphobic when i tell people im 18 and they believe me :/

[Nick Carter @kingcorn72]

kind of transphobic when i tell people im 18 and they believe me :/

[Nick Carter @kingcorn72]

@jessicahufff omfg this is the guy who made fun of me for having a gay brother and also using chapstick all the time .,.,. Shocker

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if your name is Bella, I heard your boyfriend Edward talking to his brother Emmett about cheating on you with your best friend Jacob

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@MeredithBartley Jurassic park soundtrack

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positive Airbnb reviews are the only things getting me through this week

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was in ireland for a whole week and didn’t see niall horan…absolutely gutted

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O’CONNORS PUB, DOOLIN, IRELAND: absolutely obsessed with the trough urinal plus four separate toilet stalls,.. an incredible combination. The gold mirror is also a nice touch. Minus 1 bc soap dispenser was out. 9/10 STARS

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Tenleytown Library Men’s Room: clean, big mirror, fancy toilets that let u pick how much water to use per flush, empty counter for babies or putting stuff. One stall had no lock and the other did not have a hook inside. 4/5 STARS #ratemybathroom

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GEORGETOWN LAW HART BUILDING BATHROOM: honestly…disappointing. i expected better from a law school, not to say GEORGETOWN law school…it’s mediocre at best and saving grace is temp-control on sink faucets. 4/10 STARS #ratemybathroom

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how small is iowa, you ask? well, i went on one date in high school with the person who just helped me update my (iowa) bank account. also last time i went it was someone from my colorguard team

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men will straight up buy twitter instead of going to therapy

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waiting for finals to end so i can resume my rightful position as the dc revolution rugby team’s tiktok manager …

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Everything I Know About Graphic Design I Learned From Making One Direction Edits

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@queerfckry68 you look like a mii