Austin

[Slugabed @slugatweets]

Twitch is killing itself with those pre-roll ads, if I click a stream and the first thing I see are 30 seconds unskippable ads, I'm closing the website.

[River Cracraft Fan Club @CracraftFan]

Me and the boys leaving work early to go to our local Chili’s to watch USMNT dismantle Australia

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

Interact with this post so I can get money for drugs and alcohol

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

USA vs Australia today FUCK KANGAROOS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Lucius @LuciusTheSaint]

how it feels to drink on friday (wednesday)

[Augusto @1cesgusto]

Meu chefe: Onde está esse filho da puta que está almoçando há duas horas?

Eu, no restaurante, torcendo por Cabo Verde contra a Espanha:

[USMNT Ultras @USMNTultras]

Possibly the best looking beer cans of all time

[JT @jiratickets]

mfs with $2000 to their name and a robinhood account getting ready for the spacex ipo

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

the French get it

[Josh Pate @JoshPateCFB]

If you had a bad day just remember someone else had to face Teagan Kavan with their season on the line

[Empire Aesthetics @Empireaesth]

“The Birth of the Ark Royal” (1950)

[legit spaceflight leaks @legitspaceleaks]

🚨BREAKING! New Glenn’s 4th flight is no longer expected to occur next week and may potentially be delayed further. The delay potentially stems from the fact that the rocket and launch pad no longer exists

[Terry Frei @TFrei]

In 1999, several Avalanche players, including Claude Lemieux, plus GM Pierre Lacroix, lived in the Columbine High area and/or attended the nearby Catholic church. Columbine students were in the team's informal babysitter pool. In the wake of the 13 murders and others wounded on April 20, church parishioner Claude Lemieux asked the family of one hospitalized student if there was anything he could do. The family members, Lemieux's fellow parishioners, mused that, well, they hadn't been home much. Lemieux hired a cleaning service and sent it over to the family's home.
I suspect that Lemieux made other gestures, too, in the aftermath of the shootings, but that's the one I know about.
RIP, Pepe.

[Sleepy time bear @bridespanker]

2020s ad: You can finance a burrito using A.I.

1994 Smirnoff ad: What if a penguin had that shit on

[KORBI 🐦‍⬛ @NoiBoobSweat]

The one kid who had the newports is a lion amongst sheep

[Stilicho @GenStilicho]

The 2,700 year history of the United States begins with Romulus killing Remus on the banks of the Tiber; China was still ruled by steppe nomads when the Wright Brothers invented the airplane.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

if america were a serious country we'd be doing regime change in france right fucking now

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

My body is a machine that turns domestic beers and grilled meats into respect for all of those who have served

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

Your coworker coming back from his "doctor's appointment" in a full suit

[Rock @TheCensoredRock]

“He’s running late, put a foreigner buying lottery tickets in front of him at the gas station”