David king

[Dan Appalachia 🌻 @ubiquitous817]

@schwartzbWSJ Geez he stayed out of jail, made billions of dollars and got a really cool jet to ride around in with Natalie.

I mean, take the win dude.

[David king @Kingdavd]

@AdamPollock A fine looking pint.

[Ross_co_Jones  @anonimo_jones]

Cuando bañas a tu primer hijo VS cuando bañas al segundo.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet*

World leaders:

[James Watt Lives @JamesWattLives]

@davidleavitt @elonmusk

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Republicans are voting today to cut healthcare for 72 million people to pay for tax cuts for billionaires. Dems, don't give them even one vote.

[Maya May @mayaonstage]

Heeey Republican voters 👋🏾. I know you don't want to hear this (and definitely not from me), but your “leaders” are moving so quickly and creating chaos because they’re terrified you’ll figure out that THEY ARE ROBBING YOU.

Same goes for this budget bill.

Aren’t you already feeling the pain in your finances? They are screwing you over in real time, and we know it hurts because you trusted them. Being lied to hurts. And as tasty as they may be, liberal tears won’t feed your family. Money does that. Your elected officials are stealing yours.

Can’t get ahead in life? Direct your anger at your elected officials. This might be your last chance for a long time.

If they’re not answering the phones or if the inbox is full, make your voice heard on social media, at their offices, and at town halls. Send them letters.

Look around at what’s really happening and then take your power back. Your elected officials serve YOU not Trump.

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

I heard after Donald Trump simulated a blow job on stage that Mike Johnson’s son got an alert on his phone.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

We just posted this on Truth Social

[Being J Wood @BeingJWood]

At 18 Trump wasn’t healthy enough to serve in the military but at 78 he’s the healthiest man who has ever lived.

How does THAT work actually?

[Scottacular @Scottcrates]

If his bronzer gets any darker he’s going to have to deport himself.

#TraitorTrump

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Three things:
1) he is too old, incoherent & unfit to be president, clearly
2) if you’re voting for this guy, you need your own head examined
3) the ridiculous media frenzy over Harris not doing interviews ignores the fact that her opponent just talks nonsense & lies at his.

[Secrets and Laws @secretsandlaws]

TRUMP:

THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT WILL END IF KAMALA IS ELECTED!!!

But first, can I interest you in some electronic trading cards with my face of them? Only $99.

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

This is perfect

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Why did RFK Jr delete this?

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

James Comer: So we can't talk about Hunter anymore?

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

JD Vance's wife is definitely voting for Kamala.

[Michael Steele @MichaelSteele]

So when Trump wrote that check to re-elect Kamala Harris in 2011, I bet he didn’t think she’d cash it in 2024! 😜

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Seems risky for Republicans to have nominated a candidate who will be older during his next term than Joe Biden is on the day that he steps aside due to his age. Time comes for us all.

[Susan Glasser @sbg1]

Can’t help thinking Nancy Pelosi just did with Biden what Mitch McConnell never had the guts to do with Trump…