King David

I killed Goliath. I was also the greatest king of Israel. 👑🙏

[King David @kingdavid756]

This is gonna be my last tweet before I go to paradise in Heaven. It is my time for God to take me, but I am ready. #lasttweet #cbg2

[King David @kingdavid756]

The greatest temple I have is my mind and heart. By using my heart and mind, I am able to communicate with God in a very special way. If it wasn't for God, I wouldn't even be here. 👼 #cbg2

[King David @kingdavid756]

Yes, I was exiled from Jerusalem, but it was not my fault. It was the fault of Absalom and the people. #cbg2

[King David @kingdavid756]

Not to brag, but in the story of David and Goliath I was pretty much the messiah. I did save the Israelites from the Philistines and all... 💁‍♂️🤦‍♂️ #cbg2

[King David @kingdavid756]

It was a very hard decision, but yes I did decide to hand over the land of Israel I ruled for the longest time to my son @KingggSolomonnn #cbg2

[King David @kingdavid756]

Hey guys, since everyone's been asking lately, yes I did make a covenant with God. If I built a house for God, my son Solomon would become king. Sorry for the late response. #cbg2

[King David @kingdavid756]

@KingggSolomonnn you have done well son, I'm very proud! 🙌👑 #cbg2

[King David @kingdavid756]

@Itshotdownhere6 Maybe the serpent should've spent time in grammar school before you went deceiving people.👼⚔️😈 //🤣

[King David @kingdavid756]

@Ruth97121167 Now thats the right attitude to have on life. Thank God for everything he gives us! 🙏 #cbg2

[King David @kingdavid756]

@Ruth97121167 Yes great grandma, I am a king, but how'd you know I'd become king before I was even a year old?! 😱🤣 #cbg2

[King David @kingdavid756]

@KingggSolomonnn It has been a great time serving Israel, but I know that making you king was the best decision for Israel. #cbg2

[King David @kingdavid756]

It has been a great time as king of Israel, but my time is over. I am handing the throne over to my son Solomon. It was been a pleasure serving the country. Thank God. #cbg2

[King David @kingdavid756]

One last thing I must confess is that yes, I did cheat on my wife Bathsheba with another woman. I kept it hidden for a while as I was king, but I just wanted to get that off my chest. I'm sorry. 🙏 #cbg2

[King David @kingdavid756]

Just got a counseling session from Nathan who was sent from God to help me with my wrong doings. I am sorry God for all my sins, I made some bad choices.🤧 #sorry #cbg2

[King David @kingdavid756]

Just got married to Bathsheba and we already had our first child, Solomon. The patriarchy will live on. #longlivesolomon #cbg2

[King David @kingdavid756]

I know this is a pretty mean move but I saw this pretty girl, Bathsheba, who is married to Uriah. Basically I wanted her as mine so I sent her husband soldier out to war where I let him die.. 😈☠️ #cbg2

[King David @kingdavid756]

Im just curious to see how many of you think I will be the greatest king of Israel and how many of you think I will be the worst king to ever rule this land.

[King David @kingdavid756]

Now that Saul and his sons have died I have some better news. I have been promoted to the new king of Israel! It is an honor and a privilege to serve the people of Israel. #blessed #cbg2

[King David @kingdavid756]

Guys I have some really bad news... Today while in battle against the Philistines, Saul and his three sons were killed. Today is a very sad day for all of Israel and I especially... 😱😭 #sad #cbg2

[King David @kingdavid756]

Today is going to be the first of Israel's battle with me being leader. Hopefully we will come victorious so wish us luck. #Godhelpus #cbg2