Daddy Detters

king of tittwer. undefeated. the king !!!!

[Daddy Detters @kingdetter]

I want to start a family with the female M&M. Let’s get her to see this!
Thanking guys!

[boy you a fool @sceneboyvarceee]

I’m at the barber shop discussing how i would go about defeating a teenage bear niggas not hearin me tho

[Daddy Detters @kingdetter]

Cory in the Big House

[TMZ @TMZ]

Warrant Issued for Ex-Disney Star Kyle Massey After Missed Court Hearing https://t.co/bQxzIEhhNT

[boy you a fool @sceneboyvarceee]

being all the way transparent here i honestly feel like if u put me vs 2 full grown kangaroos y’all would end up sayin i was wrong for how i did em

[Daddy Detters @kingdetter]

To any future employers, this account was hacked during every single tweet except this one.

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

Slime

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

Gamer Stuff: Xbox Live crashed… Fuck!

[Pissboy @Pissboy1989]

DISCUSSING SOME BUSINESS

[Daddy Detters @kingdetter]

I dislike David dobrik

[Chef Schiff @calamarischiff]

cream rises to top,
and make no mistake my friend,,
I am real creamy

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

so he watched slavery happen and did nothing?

[Chef Schiff @calamarischiff]

why didn't they give the fly any time to respond? #bias

[Chef Schiff @calamarischiff]

never forget what they took from you.

[Daddy Detters @kingdetter]

Twilight Zone idea:
•Old timey man
•At bar with friends
•Runs to the bathroom
•Starts peeing
•Doesn't stop peeing

[big sheeno @bigsheeno]

oh oh? your verified on twitter? oh really? well let me just *spread ass cheeks open and shits out a perfect blue checkmark turd*. get out of here fucker. eat the checkmark like a baby bird dickhed

[Chef Schiff @calamarischiff]

WHY YOU'RE AN IRREDEEMABLE PIECE OF SUBHUMAN GARBAGE IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME IN ANY WAY:

✨a thread✨

[Daddy Detters @kingdetter]

Browsing Twitter today and someone called this guy a boomer and he came back with "Hey Tidepod". Not sure how to feel

[Dave Eck @jdavideck]

@Olliesharkhead @CDPHE Hey Tidepod, busy playing Fortnite on days they taught chart reading in school?

[big sheeno @bigsheeno]

currently on the toilet (the John) formulating an aplogy post for the video "ASKING people on the stret to suck the juice off my shit". they call me pinball wizard my script coming so fast on the keuboard. gonna get the godamn pulitzer for this utter fucking turd i'm postinh

[Daddy Detters @kingdetter]

The deepest pool on earth would look a whole lot less deep if it was filled with an opaque fluid rather than water. #JustSaying