Mike

better off dead

[Mike @kingdingaling]

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[Forgotten Boardwalk @ForgottenBoards]

@kingdingaling Then go ahead and boof!

[Mike @kingdingaling]

@drewtoothpaste Into the mouth of his talking bird mask

[Mike @kingdingaling]

@httpjens I'd like to solve the puzzle

[Mike @kingdingaling]

Hey @sydney_cocco can you cut my hair like 90's Mel Gibson?

[Mike @kingdingaling]

The masculine urge to click every linktree url in the hopes of seeing a titty.

[Mike @kingdingaling]

@squishythings You've got a while to go, she still hasn't drawn the oversized genitals (I assume all fan art is rule34)

[Mike @kingdingaling]

Guy at work just discovered @stavvybaby

[Mike @kingdingaling]

Ask why bad things always happen to me

[adam @shukran___]

wyd in this situation ?

[Mike @kingdingaling]

@c_ierr_a Similar energy

[Mike @kingdingaling]

@squishythings Hello, I am just a large person today

[Mike @kingdingaling]

@felixfromchapo Not to say it's your fault, but you should've told somebody.

[Mike @kingdingaling]

@httpjens AsktobemyGF

[Mike @kingdingaling]

@httpjens Thanks for reminding me to take my SSRIs

[Mike @kingdingaling]

@stormfanaccount W

[Mike @kingdingaling]

I want to get a new car just so I can move all the cluttered shit from my old car into so I can get my brakes replaced without shame.

[Mike @kingdingaling]

@c_ierr_a Like

[Mike @kingdingaling]

@carpyswagner @c_ierr_a

[Mike @kingdingaling]

@c_ierr_a It's a filler word, they were mad at your lazy storytelling.

[Mike @kingdingaling]

To the tune of Blue Monday

🎶I'm forced to sit in the corner
Wearing a cock cage
I watch my wife's bull riding her bareback
He was my bully in the second grade🎶

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

was seated next to a remarkably flatulent child on the plane. just delighted by the power of his own ass. possibly german