The Love Machine

🌹 The Love Slave🌹 🇧🇼

[Truethingz™️ @Manlike_Solz]

ASAP Rocky & Denzel Washington really look like father and son 🤯

[MP𖤐 @MagicalPep]

Who thought putting a 2-meter-tall kid in front of him was a good idea? 😭

[🐬 @_pauliegee]

cooking is more humiliating to black women than having herpes or 5 baby daddies

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

How many white people are in Senegal’s national football team?

[filippo @rovellasclass]

guys i’m asking for permission to speak again

[Kolisa Yola Sinyanya (PhD) 🌍📚🇿🇦 @Kolie_Yola]

The concept of having a race you hate raise your kids is so interesting.

[SBUSISO @SbuMasang]

FIFA World Cup games kick off at 03:00 AM

Me.

[NaijaAlvarez @notsantan_]

Fuck man

[fan 🇵🇹 @NoodleHairCR7]

Al Nassr when Ronaldo leaves:

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

Im confused, why is the sun still beaming as at 8pm in Birmingham??

[Pedrito. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @iRealPedro]

sometimes you just never know where a sentence will take you

[¹⁰ @SxrgioSZN]

.@WestHam you need to beat Arsenal next week to get out of the relegation zone btw

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

Nigga I just realized they’re smiling bees, not very concerned tigers 😭

[Big joe @Joemarcu1]

adding "😂😂😂" to the message so the low IQ babe will not pick offense >>>>>>>>>

[E @Ellis_]

Tottenham winning today is actually a good thing on reflection because it will force West Ham to play out of their skin against Arsenal.

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

ronaldo celebrates every goal like it’s his first goal and you’re scared to celebrate every little win because of public opinion?

[Dr. Sharyf @drsharyf]

Fantasy premier league died a natural death

[OUTLAW🌐 @3mmanuel_O21]

That " did we have sex " text go hit you hard for morning

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

My flirting technique is to look at her and wait for her to come to me. It's never worked but that's my technique

[Piano Purist🪓 @TheOGPurist_]

There’s only one way a person can finish 100GB of data in 10 days, I know what you are😭🫵🏽