A$AP Burg

ask me how many buzzer beaters ive hit

[A$AP Burg @kingdragonitis]

Her: “did you bust inside me?”

Me: “no”

Inside her:

[A$AP Burg @kingdragonitis]

Yo wait who has the bag?!

[A$AP Burg @kingdragonitis]

"Clear cut pen!"

[Joe @jm_bell95]

If Kane had stayed upright, rather than throwing himself forward, the keeper would've wiped him out and got a penalty.

Instead, he threw himself forward expecting the referee to give it and it back-fired. Not a penalty for me.

Also kicks the floor, kicks his own feet. Nope.

[A$AP Burg @kingdragonitis]

Please god

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨The witch doctor who cursed Harry Kane says that Cape Verde will beat Argentina

[A$AP Burg @kingdragonitis]

Actually W move

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: California’s new law banning streaming ads from playing louder than the shows they interrupt takes effect July 1.

[A$AP Burg @kingdragonitis]

If you think im a bronsexual rn just wait till he comes to dc

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

REPORT: The Wizards have emerged as a wild card in the LeBron James sweepstakes, per @ScoopB

[A$AP Burg @kingdragonitis]

I actually know who it is

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: A Mexican “Batman” has reportedly emerged in Jalisco, hunting motorcycle thieves & taping them to street poles.

[A$AP Burg @kingdragonitis]

If you still dont understand thomas edward brady was a product of chronic extensive ped use no different than lance armstrong for the nfl i cant help you

[katsu @katsuxbt]

Tom Brady says his doctor told him to cut the tendons in both legs. He refused, fixed it in 3 days with no surgery, and played till 45

“After the season, I tell the doctor, My groin’s just really sore all the time. Every time I move, I can feel it just grab”

“And the team doctor says, This is what we’re going to do. We’re going to do an adductor release, we’re going in there and cut the adductor tendon in your groin. We’re also going to cut the other side, so it never becomes a problem”

“And I was like, Okay, that sounds not like what I want to do”

“I called Alex when I left the office. I said, Alex, the doctor told me to do this adductor release. What do you think? He said, Absolutely not. Fly out to LA with me for 3 days and I’ll fix it”

“So I fly out there and worked the adductors, lengthened and softened both muscles, my hips, all my glutes, basically relieved the tension on the tendon. And 3 days later, no more pain”

“The doctor said there was a 99% chance he’d have to cut my adductor tendon at some point. And to this day, nothing”

[A$AP Burg @kingdragonitis]

@Capitals @MedStarHealth Is this not the joey cold cuts guy? @Cutsysays

[A$AP Burg @kingdragonitis]

ronaldo goat aura

[The New York Times @nytimes]

From @TheAthleticFC: Tickets for Portugal vs. Colombia have been so popular that even head coach Roberto Martinez had to place an early order to ensure his family could attend. It is said to be the most wanted ticket of all 72 World Cup group-stage games.
https://t.co/BAqZXmvYeL

[A$AP Burg @kingdragonitis]

Blind people are just faking it for attention right? Like theres no way they just cant see

[A$AP Burg @kingdragonitis]

“Your gut has been sabotaged more than the reflecting pool, how are you alive”
-hardo doctor

[A$AP Burg @kingdragonitis]

Comfortably better, everyone deep down knows

[Sky Sports Football @SkyFootball]

Who is the game's ultimate GOAT? If it's someone else leave your answer in the comments below 🐐👇

[A$AP Burg @kingdragonitis]

Bro we are going ham

[JFresh @JFreshHockey]

Alex Tuch, signed 8x$10.5M by WSH, is a top six two-way rushing winger with size, awareness, and dual threat skill in transition. Not as much of a forechecker or board battler as he once was and he's lost some foot-speed, but still an impactful scorer at the moment.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: New study suggests political ideology is the strongest predictor of Messi/Ronaldo preference — with progressives leaning Messi & conservatives leaning Ronaldo.

[A$AP Burg @kingdragonitis]

God dammit i love partying

[A$AP Burg @kingdragonitis]

Not a single thing from the movie came true and now climate change is a considered a joke and we blew trillions on it causing crippling inflation.
Oh well

[ABC News @ABC]

The scientists have been right about climate change all along, says former Vice President Al Gore on the 20th anniversary of the release of "An Inconvenient Truth," the Oscar-winning documentary about Gore's campaign to educate people about climate change.
https://t.co/AtRLF9Ztrw

[A$AP Burg @kingdragonitis]

Seeing as the strait of hormuz is reopened I will be doing molly thursday with my 8 friends

[A$AP Burg @kingdragonitis]

AND MICHELLE OBAMA IS A MAN

[A$AP Burg @kingdragonitis]

Me and skylocker kicking AP out of the friend group

[A$AP Burg @kingdragonitis]

1 for 3

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Ryan Clark says that Tom Brady, Drew Brees and Peyton Manning were NOT generational quarterbacks.

“I don't think Tom Brady, I don't think Drew Brees, I don't think Peyton Manning are generational talents.”

One of the WORST takes ever 🤦‍♂️