emily

You get one for slashin' and you get one for sassin' NFHS Landmark College '21 UMass D MA BLM

[emily @kingemsy55]

I now understand why senior portraits are often shot on train tracks,Ill take any chance of being run over to finally get some damn rest too

[emily @kingemsy55]

For the first time in my 25 years of life I saw a tv commercial for spam, we really are in a recession, huh?

[emily @kingemsy55]

Someone got proposed to at the southie parade!!! #dorchester and #preble #southieparade

[Frank💰 @itsfrankcobbs]

@kanyewest Ye’s PR team right now

[emily @kingemsy55]

Okay but like no matter what happens tonight, we can all agree a fucking 27 year old boxing an elderly man is kinda fucked lol

[B&S @_B___S]

RIP Peanut The Squirrel💔

[Kei @KeisFashion]

I FINALLY did it yall. He let me hold it while he peed

[guava jam on toast @daianosis]

yap his ears off while he’s showering

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

Got his ear pierced and immediately started acting gay

[emily @kingemsy55]

what if instead of “chapel rone” Chappell Roan was pronounced like “shapelle row-on”

[emily @kingemsy55]

Devastated that for a country so obsessed with guns, they can’t be better marksmen :(

[emily @kingemsy55]

What if the muppet movie (1979) was just 8 hours of the same story being told on a loop with progressively worse and worse set design

[Samantha @mimosamantha]

a girl NEVER forgets her first micropenis

[Drew Gooden @drewisgooden]

relax 🙄 it ony a movie

[emily @kingemsy55]

Fair enuf

[emily @kingemsy55]

We out thinking this man has lung cancer and it’s just a marketing campaign

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

I'm done with smoke. I'm going smokeless with @SoloStove. #ad

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

Right, but what’s in the glass case behind you

[emily @kingemsy55]

@jacksfilms Elon’s just mad that people keep blocking him

[Ruth Madievsky @ruthmadievsky]

girl dinner

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

It's not X, it's not the platform formerly known as Twitter...it's Twitter. It's just Twitter.

If some rich guy bought my whole town and renamed it, I wouldn't start calling it "The town formerly known as Missoula."

It would still be Missoula, just like this is still Twitter.

[Years Progress @YearsProgress]

I'm sorry, folks, but the Twitter API stopped working for this bot about a month ago, so the last percentage might forever be:

▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░░░░ 47%

(It is now, in fact, 58%.)