๐จ BREAKING: Josรฉ Mourinho back to Real Madrid, HERE WE GO! ๐ฃ๐ค
All terms have been verbally agreed between Josรฉ Mourinho and Real Madrid, waiting to sign all documents.
Plan for initial two year deal, JM to travel to Madrid after Real-Bilbao game.
The Special One is back.
Back in university, my flatmate Tayo had a girlfriend. Whenever she visited, theyโd always fight โ more like sheโd beat him up at the slightest provocation. We had to rescue him from her several times.
One day, their last fight was particularly brutal. She beat Tayo until he was practically unconscious.
Two months later, Tayo started dating her exโs best friend. The other flatmates decided to talk to Tayo about his behaviour. We scheduled a meeting for the following Sunday but the new girlfriend came visiting that day. She cooked jollof rice and turkey and invited us all to eat.
After dinner, we couldnโt find our voices so we postponed the meeting. This new girlfriend was from a very wealthy family.
My Twitter friends, until I left that school, she would visit every Sunday. Sheโd cook different dishes and invite all the flatmates to a feast. By the third visit, weโd all forgotten to talk to Tayo.
One day, Tayoโs ex came to meet me to broker peace between them. I sat her down and told her Tayo was too toxic and that they wouldnโt be happy together with his lifestyle. I advised her to forget the relationship and look for another husband. I looked at her straight in the face and told her Tayo did not deserve an angel like her. I then prayed for her that God will provide a strong man for her as a husband.
Aunty left that day and stopped talking to me until we graduated.
I told you guys my nephews and nieces came for Easter holiday ๐ญ
This morning, I gave my 9-year-old nephew something to give my neighbor. Fast forward to this evening, the neighbor came and said she didnโt see anything. I was confused likeโฆ what do you mean? I sent it now. I called my nephew and asked him, "Did you give her what I sent you?" This boy said:
"I went there and kept it inside."
I said okayโฆ then why didn't you tell her?? Do you know what he said? "She was sleeping, but the baby saw me"๐ณ
Guys... THE BABY IS 6 MONTHS OLD O๐ญ๐ญ
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Congratulations to PSG!!!
They end the 2024/2025 season in style with a quadruple.
๐ Ligue 1
๐ Coupe de France
๐ Trophรฉe des Champions
๐ UEFA Champions League
@PSG_English#UCLfinal#PsgInter#ChampionsLeague