Alice 👑

25. Chaotic Neutral Bi. She/They. despite advice, I'm not putting anything in about my nether regions thank u very much Aoife.

[Alice 👑 @kingidiotalice]

Also my friends been doing this and I love it, so I'm stealing her idea 😘 but here's a thread of things that make me happy

[Alice 👑 @kingidiotalice]

@LidlGB big up to the Lidl gardening team (if there is one?) look at my beautiful lemon tree that has been thriving straight outta Lidl Fulwell. She's beauty, she's grace, her lemons don't disgrace.

[Alice 👑 @kingidiotalice]

@hannahnewuk between Black Sails and Bridgerton, you are doing the MOST for the bi community and I see you and appreciate you

[Alice 👑 @kingidiotalice]

@LinkedInUK this is the third day after YOU contacted ME saying we would be able to sort this out through DM and I have had zero response. LinkedIn bug issue when trying to recover account, only have to recover account due to rando somehow adding unapproved by me email address.

[Alice 👑 @kingidiotalice]

@LinkedInHelp You've still not responded. Could I please get some help because there's literally no alternative options available.

[Alice 👑 @kingidiotalice]

@LinkedIn HELP - you have allowed a random man to access and lock me out of my account. I've already had confirmation from the ID check but it still asks me to upload an ID and comes up with an error saying I already have a case, yet I have the confirmation from ID check email?

[Alice 👑 @kingidiotalice]

The real winner of both Oppenheimer and Barbie, is horses. And for spoiler-y reasons, no I shall not elaborate.

[Alice 👑 @kingidiotalice]

@SW_Help Well they absolutely haven't. You keep advertising trains that are "running" only to cancel them with zero warning literally 1 min before they're due. I'm completely going to miss my connection. I usually travel in from Isleworth but this is so poorly managed it's impossible??

[Alice 👑 @kingidiotalice]

@SW_Help what's wrong with the 06.53 train from whitton to London Waterloo and why has it been essentially cancelled with literally 1 min warning? I have been intensely planning but we can't trust even your live updates???

[Alice 👑 @kingidiotalice]

@TheTeaslurper These are things that are important for the family to know you lemon

[Alice 👑 @kingidiotalice]

Fair enough.

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James Corden BANNED from Ryanair

[Alice 👑 @kingidiotalice]

@TheTeaslurper Explain my good bitch

[Alice 👑 @kingidiotalice]

@ZARA_Care I've been cut off by 2 of your customer service team - can anyone help me, I lost a purse in your regents street store on Saturday? I've literally been on chats for the past hour and a half and they have cut me off or just not responded at all

[Alice 👑 @kingidiotalice]

@princessbeech1 Honestly it's downright rude of life to reward you for good behaviour. It invalidates my desire for bad behaviour.

[Alice 👑 @kingidiotalice]

@eaxford so because I'm absolutely in love with Sundry Sidney and Starstruck has inspired me to DM my first ever game - what did you reskin "Prehensile Tail" into from the Ryn Stat block? NEED to make an NPC with the same level of chaotic fun times energy

[Alice 👑 @kingidiotalice]

@TheTeaslurper It was the same for me bro, this is why I literally took the first availability that wasn't Horrible 😂 2 years worth of moving happening at once

[Alice 👑 @kingidiotalice]

Expectations Vs reality #tramlinesgallery #tramlines 😂

[Alice 👑 @kingidiotalice]

Why are mooses so gigantic? Where's the need?

[Alice 👑 @kingidiotalice]

On the plus side, at least I'm getting back into crafts. Catch me out here practicing my graphic design and buying embossing materials so I can walk into my next DND sesh as the Most Extra™ crime wizard to ever wizard