COOKIE MONSTER

Why pray to a man you’ve never met before

[Mr.Karlous @KarlousM]

Her: “squirt is Pee!”

Me: “And the fuck?!”

[COOKIE MONSTER @kingintime409]

Gumbo was on point tonight

[COOKIE MONSTER @kingintime409]

When @DCYOUNGFLY said gave my mama my room now I’m on the floor I felt that 1

[Mr.Karlous @KarlousM]

I’d rather put my dick in an ashtray like a blunt than fuck Azalia Banks.

[COOKIE MONSTER @kingintime409]

I just wanna eat some 🐱

[COOKIE MONSTER @kingintime409]

#NewProfilePic

[COOKIE MONSTER @kingintime409]

@kasheca_pooh I need more than help

[COOKIE MONSTER @kingintime409]

It’s hard out here for a freak

[COOKIE MONSTER @kingintime409]

@kasheca_pooh I just need some pussy casserole and Hawaiian sweet rolls

[COOKIE MONSTER @kingintime409]

Do black lives only matter during hate crimes but when another black take another black life we don’t do nothing it starts with us my ppl plz wake up I feel for the lost but at the same time we act like it’s okay to kill other brother or sista #STAYWOKE

[Mr.Karlous @KarlousM]

2020 was written by Jordan Peele. Can’t convince me otherwise.

[COOKIE MONSTER @kingintime409]

Thinking bout covering my wife in ice cream tonight quarantined 💭 @kasheca_pooh

[COOKIE MONSTER @kingintime409]

Got plenty of sales going on right now!
B3G1 tire sets with standard install on select brands.
Two oil change specials if you sign up for an NTB card either a free premium conventional oil change or half off a synthetic blend oil change.
100 dollars off select sets of 4

[COOKIE MONSTER @kingintime409]

Quarantine got ya boi up thinking of legal ways to make this money for my lil family I never had nothing but family and 1 hell of a hustle I refuse to let my pride and joy to go thru what I went thru
#GRINDLIKEANIGGANEVERHADSHIT
#TMC

[COOKIE MONSTER @kingintime409]

I honestly believe my queen enjoyed herself yesterday family time small crawfish boil with drinks was well needed today body massage and drinks followed by dinner and a movie with da wifey & kiddos @kasheca_pooh

[COOKIE MONSTER @kingintime409]

Big Facts my wife is the best no stress and she know how to cook get you a queen that treats you like the king you are

[COOKIE MONSTER @kingintime409]

It’s springtime motha fuckas you know what that means bald fades and hustling #chasethebag💰

[COOKIE MONSTER @kingintime409]

Ppl always worried bout ya relationship status bih what’s your credit score #dontworryboutmine