Isaac Hildebrandt

I am an avid collector of useless trivia, bits of wisdom, and random catchphrases.

[Isaac Hildebrandt @kingisaac]

.@Delta thank you for a great experience today. Even though my flight was delayed and I missed my connection, everyone worked with me to make sure that I get where I'm going as soon as possible.

[Isaac Hildebrandt @kingisaac]

@altonbrown Can I buy an upgraded ticket to Beyond The Eats to join you for Cuss and Drink?

[Isaac Hildebrandt @kingisaac]

@PreetBharara Don't ask any god for help. We have to help ourselves.

[Isaac Hildebrandt @kingisaac]

.@hankgreen I'm sure you hear this a lot, but one more time can't hurt. A Beautifully Foolish Endeavor is excellent. I read almost the entire book this weekend. I still have 40 pages to go, but I have to be responsible and go to work. I'd rather sit and finish it.

[Isaac Hildebrandt @kingisaac]

@OKCPD, please remind your officers that the mask mandate applies to them as well. I just saw an officer, driving car 175, go into the OnCue at 23rd and Broadway without one. /CC @davidfholt

[Mick Ross @mickster]

For those who are still talking about achieving #HerdImmunity without a #vaccine, see how quickly you can find #Sweden on this map.

[Isaac Hildebrandt @kingisaac]

@drpants You and me both.

[Isaac Hildebrandt @kingisaac]

@mickster I, for one, can't wait to get my microchip. It's just one more step in my quest to being uploaded to the internet.

[Isaac Hildebrandt @kingisaac]

@smartereveryday Where do I apply to get on the engineering team for one of those projects?

[Isaac Hildebrandt @kingisaac]

@tomhanks @RitaWilson At least it's not a brain cloud.

[Isaac Hildebrandt @kingisaac]

@smartereveryday @torybruno I loved the video. I'm going to school for systems engineering, so it's great to see where my efforts might end up.

[Isaac Hildebrandt @kingisaac]

@smartereveryday I'd watch it at least twice.

[Isaac Hildebrandt @kingisaac]

@smartereveryday I'm taking a risk management course this semester. I'll let you know when I do.

[Isaac Hildebrandt @kingisaac]

@donttrythis Does this mean we're going to get to see a @donttrythis / @smartereveryday collaboration? Because I'm all about that.

[Isaac Hildebrandt @kingisaac]

@smartereveryday This is my current daily driver. https://t.co/HznvJPbybG

[Isaac Hildebrandt @kingisaac]

@smartereveryday You probably lost an opossum, unless you're in Australia. https://t.co/e4xXhOhVAP

[Isaac Hildebrandt @kingisaac]

QOTD: The wonderful thing about the internet is that the people who are into butt stuff form communities and gather together to enjoy butt stuff collectively.

[Isaac Hildebrandt @kingisaac]

Hey, @iamjohnoliver, I just checked @amazon's rankings, and #BetterBundoBook is number one.

[Isaac Hildebrandt @kingisaac]

#SaveTheHilo and The @DrunkenFry and Classen Grill!

[Isaac Hildebrandt @kingisaac]

Dear Google Voice to Text, please just spell out my f****** cuss words.