jack winnard

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people

[jack winnard @kingjackatron]

Cant sleep, any tweeters not in the land of nod?

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Ahhhhh memories

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@RyMcDermott @KyMcDermott92 @FirstManchester I will end the bullshit #firstshit

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@zachbraff eaaaaaaaaaaagllllllllllllllllle

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@KTHopkins yeah because racism is hilarious you fucking munter

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@LaskoOfficial betting tekkers

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Hows everyone on this fine day.........

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@FirstManchester you are the worst fucking service ever, two busses not turned up so 1hr 45 walk home you fucking disgrace, #firstpricks

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@JulesLusher nursing a snotty nose myself lol, bad times all round x hope your better soon x

[jack winnard @kingjackatron]

@JulesLusher yeah good thanks Jules x you?

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@peopleNewz is it just coincidence that Kanye West is an anagram of wankey set.....

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There's a robot baby seal from Japan designed as therapy for dementia patients. It responds to touch & voices and even gets sleepy at night

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@RyMcDermott very good point babes xx

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Winnard is back in the game

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@AssClubDaily basically amazing

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Wolves dont worry about the whispers of sheep.......#wolf #life #boss #jack

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@FactsInYourFace I call bullshit on that one

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@FactsInYourFace kidnapped or invited.........dont get it twisted

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@ReadySteadyGoph welcome back you LEGEND been a long time coming

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@MonsterEnergy bend over, touch your toes, I will show you where the MONSTER goes