Oluwatosin

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Baller.

[Sharkriz da Ironside @IronSideNow]

Deep

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO. BRUNO. BRUNO 🥳🇵🇹

Send your birthday wishes to our captain👇

[Angie G @MomAngtrades]

Blaming murder on hormones is equal to blaming rape on testosterone

[Oluwatosin @kingjaji04]

Arsenal are levels ahead of Chelsea, damn!

[Oluwatosin @kingjaji04]

I understand the Yoro and Maz. subs , but the Dorgu one wasn’t even needed, so annoying

[Bambi @khafid100]

If person talk now dem go say person dey negative but lowkey we didn’t need those substitutions 💔

[Oluwatosin @kingjaji04]

I don’t even understand this Carrick obsession with Dorgu , he wasn’t even needed in this game at all

[Oluwatosin @kingjaji04]

I get scared whenever Dorgu has the ball in our half 😩😩

[Liam Canning @LiamPaulCanning]

Tielemans and Mainoo are proper players. So fun to watch them in midfield.

[OpenAI @OpenAI]

This is GPT-6 Astra.

Anything you can do on a computer, Astra can do for you. Fast.

[Victory🎙️| Use Recollyai @egbokavictory_]

This is a situation that ruins most people’s relationships. Learn how to handle it.

[Oluwatosin @kingjaji04]

You and your imaginary friend na werey

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

My friend won ₦15 million through betting last year.

Immediately, he got married to his girlfriend, who was pregnant at the time.

After the marriage, they moved into a three-bedroom flat that costs ₦2.2 million per year. He paid three years’ rent upfront.

He gave his wife ₦2 million to buy baby things and things for herself.

He used the remaining money to take care of the house while still playing bets.

Last month, one of his guys sent him a “very sure” code that could supposedly give him a ₦20 million cashout.

He withdrew the remaining ₦500k in his account and used it to play. He lost.

He quickly borrowed another ₦200k to try another code. He lost again.

He became completely broke.

He went to the landlord and asked him to refund one year’s rent.

The landlord brought out the three-year agreement they signed, which clearly stated that the rent was non-refundable.

My friend resumed work as a fuel attendant at a filling station yesterday.

[Oluwatosin @kingjaji04]

This level of shamelessness is insane

[INDUSTRY MACHINE ⚙️ @Odumodublvck_]

THIS NIGGA @BlaqBonez BUZZED ME WITH THE INTENTION OF TELLING ME THAT HE WAS FRIENDS WITH BENEFIT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND A LONG TIME AGO,THINKING I AM UNAWARE.

WHO DOES SUCH A VILE THING?

WHAT IF SHE NEVER TOLD ME?

WHAT IF THE GIRL WANTED TO TELL ME THE NEXT DAY?

WHAT IF SHE NEVER EVEN WANTED TO TELL ME.

WHO ARE YOU TO TAKE AWAY HER LIBERTY TO TELL ME IF YOU NO WAN SPOIL HER LIFE.

AFTER YOU DON THREATEN AM, BULLY AM, HARRAS AM.

YOU STILL COME MY PHONE DEY ASK ME WHY I NO COME JERIQ SHOW

YOU LUCKY SAY I NO COME. 😂

[🍊 @KPmufc]

Bruno Cherki
Mainoo Bouaddi
Baleba Anderson
Tielemans Enzo
Santos Kovacic
Mount Foden

Utd definitely have the better midfield starting 3 and the depth is close

[Oluwatosin @kingjaji04]

Zero ball knowledge

[KOMBO™ @ultimate_kombo]

Is this not wickedness? Why waiting till the last day of the transfer window to terminate the contract who will sign him now?

[Oluwatosin @kingjaji04]

No way!😂😂😭

[Alfonso Partidor @AlfonsoPartidor]

🚨🟢 ¡JADON SANCHO, NUEVO JUGADOR DEL PALMEIRAS!

🇧🇷 EXCLUSIVA: Jadon Sancho se convertirá en nuevo futbolista del Palmeiras. El acuerdo está cerrado y el inglés ya tiene decidido su próximo destino.

📝 Sancho firma por 2 temporadas + 1 opcional.

#Palmeiras

[Oluwatosin @kingjaji04]

Ugarte.

[Pamela @PamelaNjoku2]

Now that the dust has settled, who owns that crutches between the three of them??👀

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

The best player in the @PremierLeague.

[Oluwatosin @kingjaji04]

Bruno! Bruno!! Bruno!!!

[Oluwatosin @kingjaji04]

Kobbie Mainoo , Proper Proper Player! ⭐️