Joey Fischer

Instgram @cocoa_butta36

[Joey Fischer @kingjfly]

The people who tell the best stories, always ended up doing those things that boring people call "stupid". #realtalk #liveitup

[Joey Fischer @kingjfly]

Dexter binge whoaaaa

[Joey Fischer @kingjfly]

An amazing new weight loss product! It worked for me and I didnt even change my diet! http://t.co/xFfZD30PXc

[Joey Fischer @kingjfly]

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[Joey Fischer @kingjfly]

Fuck ya @njr92

[Party Life @LifeAsParty]

Not telling me something because you "don't want to piss me off" is probably the best way to piss me off.

[Joey Fischer @kingjfly]

The only way they can tell if you're high is if you have been around him when you're not high. keep smoking my friends

[Joey Fischer @kingjfly]

I'm on a pretty tight ship around here...

..a gaming ship

[Tiny Buddha @tinybuddha]

"You were born an original. Don't die a copy." ~John Mason

[Joey Fischer @kingjfly]

Touched down in denvaaaaa

[Joey Fischer @kingjfly]

Lost my wallet in #chitown, missed my flight #fml

[Joey Fischer @kingjfly]

Lets go see 8 shows today #booyah #papadosio #umphreeys #zoogma #cherub #eoto #paperdiamond #soundtribe and #biggigantic

[Joey Fischer @kingjfly]

#chitown whaddup

[Joey Fischer @kingjfly]

McDonald's is just pre-diarrhea

[Joey Fischer @kingjfly]

Yo yoo summer campers! I'm in need of some help, my plane lands wnsday i just need a lift from O'Hare to camp! Can anybody help out??

[Joey Fischer @kingjfly]

Wait I've played 88 holes in 2 days? No I'm not #addicted to #frolf

[Joey Fischer @kingjfly]

I don't think going to bed before three am is even #legal on #summer #break

[Joey Fischer @kingjfly]

A moment spent not gaining money is a moment not counting money.. Work hard

[Joey Fischer @kingjfly]

@Polish_Ambass read your intern opportunity post, really interested. Junior at #cu #gobuffs Thanks for the info!! Ill finish the app now

[Joey Fischer @kingjfly]

Bro, lemme borrow a condom.

Me: ... What do you mean borrow?