Kiplar

@WestCoastEagles, cricket lover, atheist, free thinker, bit of a tool.

[Kiplar @kingkiplar]

@atensnut Pray like you would for the victims of school shootings. Go on. Offer up your internal thoughts to a being who likely doesn't exist so you can feel better about yourself not actually doing a real tangible action that would benefit a single person. Fuck it! Why wouldn't ya?

Cunt!

[Kiplar @kingkiplar]

@clhwi2017 @atensnut By "news junkie" do you mean being force fed like a pig by your fox overlords? If you were a true news junkie you'd be a lot smarter even as a conservative.

[Kiplar @kingkiplar]

@joditaketwo @SkinnyJayD @clhwi2017 @atensnut And that's the problem. These pieces of filth are knowingly taking advantage of people who are under-educated.

I'd happily bet most of em don't even believe most of what they post. They're just so bereft of a personality that people would willingly engage with otherwise.

[Kiplar @kingkiplar]

@Rockhound151 @WilliamGerczak @clhwi2017 @atensnut So you pay for every single app you use? Or are you being completely disingenuous?

[Kiplar @kingkiplar]

@WilliamGerczak @clhwi2017 @atensnut You're being far too generous by not using the word stupid, mate.

[Kiplar @kingkiplar]

@rippingfriend @Jets1970 @atensnut Of course they do. It gives them something to talk about that enrages the base. Why actually govern (ya know, actually running a nation) when you can make semi retarded people get angry and vote for you?

[Kiplar @kingkiplar]

@Capitan55998131 @Kepathh1 @Jets1970 @atensnut On top of that you know it's being nixxed because a positive outcome for the current administration would look bad for your orange lord and his re-election?

You feed at the trough.

[Kiplar @kingkiplar]

@Capitan55998131 @Kepathh1 @Jets1970 @atensnut Says the dunce who doesn't even know your own guys supported it in one of the 3. What a fuckin idiot you are.

Do you even know the concessions made for your side? It was a solid deal but you've been fed like a suckling pig that it's a bad deal.

Be a decent person and look at it

[Kiplar @kingkiplar]

@JamesD_979 @TinkResists @MSNBC What a dumb cunt you are. You take Trump's side correctly saying he wasn't found guilty then spout your bullshit.

Tell me, when was Clinton found guilty of rape?

Keep pandering to the bigger fuckwits than yourself. You're doin great work, champ.

[Kiplar @kingkiplar]

@NucleusinSC @MSNBC Lol. Fuckin dunce.

If you can't see it on your own side you can stfu about it on the other side.

[Kiplar @kingkiplar]

@LauraLoomer You're a cunt of a human being. You're either stupid enough to believe what you say or deceptive enough to use the under-educated to get attention.

Scum of the earth.

On top of all this, if you're actually Christian and truly believe, your day of reckoning will be astounding.

[Kiplar @kingkiplar]

@stevebolin17 @charleskinnmke @TheRickWilson You're either a troll or an absolute fuckwit.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

A British writer penned the best description of Donald Trump I’ve ever read:

“Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?”

A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief.

Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty.

Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness.

There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege.

And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless – and he kicks them when they are down.

So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that:

• Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are.

• You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man.

This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump.

And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish: ‘My God… what… have… I… created?' If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.”

-Nate White

[Kiplar @kingkiplar]

@localalphamale @realScottyPimp Says the guy using twitter.

I hope that you're a parody but I assume, based on being a self pronounced *cough* alpha, that you're not.

On a side note, how excited are you about getting pubes one day?

[Kiplar @kingkiplar]

@MarkDuffield1 Maybe that's a legit image but the @AFL logo looks superimposed. Which is weird on an article about the @WAFLOfficial.

[Kiplar @kingkiplar]

@JamesChris6989 @PrezLives2022 At what point does it tip for you, mate? How many times do you have to see the person you idolise being held to account before you realise that maybe he isn't the Messiah?

I know you're all in ideologically but at what point do you accept the doubts you have about him?

[Kiplar @kingkiplar]

@Sensory_pod @loudmouthgrant @GeorgeTakei Is he only here for his own benefit though? You could definitely argue someone in the arts is as it's their path to validation. But that's what we're all after isn't it?

And to say he "was never there" is disingenuous at best considering the barriers he broke as an actor.

[Kiplar @kingkiplar]

@loudmouthgrant @GeorgeTakei You don't actually make a point against @GeorgeTakei though.

You have a point in the grand scheme of things but you've missed it completely trying to hijack this one.

[Kiplar @kingkiplar]

@skankherpio @fitbit That's a great point too. It just looks yuck. Harder to navigate and less intuitive.

Come on @fitbit! You were doing so well. We loved you.

Don't make @skankherpio and I come down there coz we'll slap the shit outta someone I swear 😂

[Kiplar @kingkiplar]

The latest update to the @fitbit app sucks. No percentage of charge on the home screen n trying to add exercise is painful. It has 3 items recently searched. I only ever search weights yet it never shows up in the recently searched. Was gonna ask for a new one for Xmas but dunno.

[Kiplar @kingkiplar]

@DonaldJTrumpJr has it in spades.

Out of the 3 elder kids he isn't @EricTrump and his dad doesn't wanna fuck him.

#winning