kingmalokai

The king

[kingmalokai @kingmalokai]

Capra demon u slimy fuck

[kingmalokai @kingmalokai]

The smartest 15 year olds in the world are still fucking idiots 👍

[mir🇵🇸🇺🇦 @Mirs_____]

this is bad btw. 15 year olds are perfectly capable of intelligent thought, no one has bad opinion "because they're 15"

[beakawa haruno @feedbeacks]

o único cara que que trombou o shikamaru num dia ruim era imortal e morreu

[Kent Blazemore @2Mantooth]

So my first job out of college. I was making 65k with a bonus right. But you don’t realize I don’t actually keep that 65k. Every check there’s taxes that come out for federal and state. And also health insurance. So I’m only taking home a piece of that is what people don’t unders

[Cat And Pain 😺⛓️ @CatAndPain]

I love that we have the God of the Depths in real life

[Baalzamon35 @baalzamon35]

future historians are going to have a nightmare trying to explain why we ran out of drinking water because we needed to cool down the dudes running construction machines.

[Retired Cowboys Fan @wavynavyjuan]

u not a nerd because you play video games and watch anime i’m sorry dawg, the credentials ain’t the same no more

[kingmalokai @kingmalokai]

@UzizIdek @boobsweat1989 Dumbass name

[The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind - GotY Edition @MorrowindGOTY]

no fucking way

[𓆉 maple 𓇼 @oncebitcore]

“me being sixteen has nothing to do with my life experience” has to be the most sixteen year old statement of all time holy shit 😭

[vinchester @VVEEDVVIZARD24]

>play our game at the hardest difficulty!
>"is it numbers difficulty or mechanics difficulty?"
>what?
>pull out detailed chart explaining the difference between the two
>its a difficult game sir
>its numbers difficulty again

[kingmalokai @kingmalokai]

Conor getting cooked by a pencil neck freak, whole sport washed as he is

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

Machine Gun Kelly talking crazy about Conor McGregor 😳

“You look like a drunk, ugly extra in a Sherlock Holmes movie. F*ck this guy. What in the F*ck Liddell happened to the landing strip on your head? Worst 10 seconds I’ve ever seen.”

[kingmalokai @kingmalokai]

@FightFanatic_ Your opponent is only allowed to choke you while you’re awake. If you just go to sleep the referee will usually make your opponent let go

[Mr. S.T.A.R. @favelaoverlord]

There are lots of low-level crimes that our legal system presently ignores that, in terms of intent, are so heinous they should be treated like severe violent offenses.

This is a great example.

[aether @bluewdrift]

telling your brain "i know you don't wanna do the thing and it'll be very uncomfortable for you at first but you can do it buddy. it'll be fine" is actually surprisingly effective. it sounds too simple but that fuckass organ WILL listen to you if you treat it with kindness lol

[kingmalokai @kingmalokai]

Dyslexia is so childish. Can’t read u little toddler? Fuck u guys

[🕊️ @mgd1776]

Goycattle

[kingmalokai @kingmalokai]

@BStarcrash34293 @i2cjak Beta amyloid-like sheets

[kingmalokai @kingmalokai]

@Genasea Never cut ur hair like this again 🫶

[kingmalokai @kingmalokai]

@L4n370 My basement