Francois El-Alfy

Tour manager, production manager, sound engineer, ray of f*#king sunshine. Londoner in New York. All views and opinions are correct

[Francois El-Alfy @kingmido]

I think, like many, I’m done here.

[Francois El-Alfy @kingmido]

Having a toddler is just beta testing a human

[Francois El-Alfy @kingmido]

Jeez, I don’t like the guy either, but stop shooting at him and just go and vote. Way cheaper than bullets and probably a better aim if you want to hurt his manbaby ego complex. #trump #harris #vote

[Francois El-Alfy @kingmido]

Three boarding cards and eight hours delay later I’m finally boarding a flight home. For three days. I hope that air traffic control idiot who spilled his coffee on his face-dick this morning in Seattle is happy, don’t tell me that’s not what caused it.

[Francois El-Alfy @kingmido]

WTF has CyberSchmuck done to this app now? Did someone forget to put Elon down for his nap again?

#XMarksTheNot

[Francois El-Alfy @kingmido]

@seaninsound Can’t wait for Prince Andrew’s debut album

[Francois El-Alfy @kingmido]

@ChrisCatalyst 6/10. Some bleeding

[Francois El-Alfy @kingmido]

Time for the whole of America to sit down and watch hours of ads interrupted by occasional shit rugby. #SuperBowl

[Francois El-Alfy @kingmido]

#santa better eat the pie this year. Merry Christmas from Brooklyn, folks

[Francois El-Alfy @kingmido]

@UPS one claimed delivery not here and one ‘delivery attempted’ that wasn’t. I waited home all afternoon for you to ruin Christmas, did your driver just toss my packages somewhere?

[Francois El-Alfy @kingmido]

Fuck @Apple and your AppleTV 40% price increase. You have one good show and I already watched it. #appletv #cancelled #pricehike

[Francois El-Alfy @kingmido]

Probably shouldn’t have binge watched the whole of Lost before getting on my first flight for a year

[Francois El-Alfy @kingmido]

Update on my finally watching Lost 20 years too late. This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. Why can’t I stop watching.

[Francois El-Alfy @kingmido]

Every single person in Britain is now one place closer to the throne. Don’t say we don’t know how to queue patiently.

[Francois El-Alfy @kingmido]

Don’t know why I waited 18 years, but I’m finally watching #lost. What glorious, bizarre trash. Amazing.

[Francois El-Alfy @kingmido]

#Johnson really is like that drunk at the bar who refuses to leave after closing time, sat alone nursing his dregs. Go home, Boris, you’re embarrassing yourself.

[Francois El-Alfy @kingmido]

Ahhh #BorisJohnson. Putting the Cunt in Country since 2019.

Take a hint and bugger off, you disconnected, oafish, bigoted clown.

[Francois El-Alfy @kingmido]

@RyanMendez Again?

[Francois El-Alfy @kingmido]

“Tech billionaire buys tech company he’s famously used and advocated for many years”

Did I miss the twist somewhere?

#ElonMuskBuyTwitter #ElonMusk

[Francois El-Alfy @kingmido]

Speaking of terrible jokes, why didn’t anyone slap #WillSmith when he was making Gemini Man?