Nurtul

Genderless. Asexual. Void. Big fan of strawberries on pizza.

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Bone-in Sandwich Sleeper

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Recovering Wedding Host

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Congratulation

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If you're not talking about the wedding, stop talking 😡

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Bunny Hop across your home for exercise

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Today > Yesterday

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(relationship) fallout at the hibachi grill

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🧛: One Margarita...Two Margarita...Ah Ah Ahhh

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Grandma's casting spells 😬😬😬

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Extradited to Farmville 💀

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Computer scientists are math philosophers

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4pm.
Huddled around the lava lamp for warmth.
What comes next?
More work.

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Halloween was manufactured by big spooky to sell Boos

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Swapped out my window chimes with punching bag for some security

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We do victim blaming when its deer

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The emotional baggage of height

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Straws are like waterslides for your mouth

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Aspirations of Alcohol

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@OhBoy3AM3 What is your favorite in-flight snack?

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It's like air conditioning but your shirt