Jake

presbyterian, medical student (MS2), chess fan, kelly clarkson should sing Go on her show

[Jake @kingofcarrotts]

@kellyclarkson should sing “Go” on her show @KellyClarksonTV

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Ask him what it feels like to join a terrorist organization #asksnb #redsox

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@Joanna__nr Thank you for that

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I literally went on https://t.co/cvmul1R1MD because I didn’t want to download the app. The website wanted me to download the app.

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@OldArmyNurse4 @AngeliqueNavaE1 @libsoftiktok Maybe a corpsman

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My new floor either smells like curry or thanksgiving dinner. I’m beginning to believe it’s curry.

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I’m about to watch the new mission impossible movie, but there’s a tornado warning. Does someone tell us if it happens or what. I’m new to weather

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@SarahisCensored @_BarringtonII Yep, some of these idiots want to start teaching it in medical schools. I’m fighting it everyday

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@elonmusk I’m in a Tesla for a Lyft ride and they’re actually really nice. It’s like the mid sized SUV version, I don’t know what it’s called

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@outsidederek @syd_bee3 @_Death2TheWorld My issue is my height haha, beyond that I’d say I’m at least one standard deviation above the mean

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@syd_bee3 @_Death2TheWorld I think everyone thinks the opposite. I feel like there aren’t single women. But maybe my eyes are closed

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Here’s the song:

https://t.co/9eyURPc90z

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@kellyclarkson should sing “Go” on her show @KellyClarksonTV

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I forgot how great Suomi Pop is

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What if a sick child asked their favorite baseball player to strike out for them, instead of hitting a home run? Now that would test commitment

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I’m not sure I’ll ever figure out how to manually cook rice

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I feel like Clooney whenever I get a haircut

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@Joanna__nr That’s great!

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@faithautummn Okay but what about someone you never dated

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It wasn’t until now that I realized Craig Counsell was in the beastie boys

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@Ty_Atty @thepunkrockmba Dadcore haha