Steve

That's my pink princess castle. I just let her play with it.

[Steve @kingofcrib]

My wife's holding my cousin's baby. I'm planning my way out of the "when are we having another one" discussion.

#scared #hescute #butimgood

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@HeyBougieMama: Maybe when we have a master suite you can have a refrigerator in the bedroom

Me:

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*Update*

"Zoey say aaahhh!"

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The kingdom next door must not know about their booming clock business

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King Friday is just walking the streets with no guards like Daniel Tiger's neighborhood has 0 enemies.

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They'll be finding sand for months

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They put sand on the floor? She gone be mad!

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Daniel Tiger s1 ep4. This is the longest I've ever seen a mother allow her door to be left open.

#LettingInFlies #HeatingOutside

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Some people's kids nurture their dolls and care for them. Mine sprints down the hall and launches the doll like a javelin.

#toddlerlife

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She stopped letting me hold her while she goes down the slide 😥

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That moment when you bought chocolate and your 1yo miraculously figures out how to say please. 👀

#SheAintSlick #Valentines #FineUCanHave1

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Proud of the stand my city and state are taking against the foolishness coming out of the Capitol.

#california #sanctuary

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Kid goes to daycare for 2 days and suddenly she's too good to let me hold her cup 😒

#SheThinkSheGrownNow #Toddler

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Toy: Can you find the letter Z?
Lil Bit: No.

😂😂😂😂😂

#toddler #learning #KnowYourLimits

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I've had that Elmo's World theme song stuck in my head all day. In case you were wondering...

#dadlife #toddler #ElmoGotFlow #lalalala

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This week's episode of Black-ish is hitting hard!

[Craig The DJ @DJTGIF]

Son. I'm never quitting twitter. Ever. https://t.co/tqH9e2VqRE

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Lil bit spent today hiding whole onions around the house 😔

#shrug #NotSlick #dadlife #toddlerlife

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Lil but just started spinning in circles so I couldn't remove contraband from her mouth

#toddlers #toddlerlife #ImInTrouble #proudpapa

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Me and @HeyBougieMama realizing Zootopia is about unconscious bias like

#zootopia #Movienight #CheckYourBias