fiveminute man

I’m the guy that says 🍆💦. the guy hiding under your bed

[fiveminute man @kingofpervs]

Kinda fucked up

[weird marshall @weirdmarshall]

@happydad I guess after I won the @deathrowmusic cornhole I give my address and you never sent it. Kinda shit thing to do

[fiveminute man @kingofpervs]

@SamuelAdamsBeer @CashApp $NLH2007 of course a #SamSummerDitchDays

[fiveminute man @kingofpervs]

Frosted wheats $NLH1997 @CashApp, #CashAppPlays, @SquishyMuffinz & @joshchx

[fiveminute man @kingofpervs]

If I had some extra it would be a trip to moes for dinner #FreeTheChips #entry $NLH2007

[Moe's Southwest Grill @Moes_HQ]

To celebrate National Tortilla Chip Day, we’re dishing out $25K w/ @cashapp. To enter: tweet us, QRT or reply and tell us how you’d use the $$$. Use #FreeTheChips #entry and your $cashtag.

[fiveminute man @kingofpervs]

$NLH2007

[Cash App @CashApp]

It’s the $150,000 Cash App Giveaway. Follow
@cashapp and QRT this with your $cashtag to enter.
This giveaway is so big because it’s full of secrets. #CashAppPresents

[fiveminute man @kingofpervs]

@CashApp $NLH2007

[fiveminute man @kingofpervs]

@CashApp $NLH2007 #CashAppHalloweenTreat

[fiveminute man @kingofpervs]

@budlight Anything can happen but that $NLH2007 #KickoffBeers, #Sweepstakes

[fiveminute man @kingofpervs]

$NLH2007

[Cash App @CashApp]

We’re dropping a 99% off Apple Boost right now. QRT this with your $cashtag and AirDrop this to someone sitting next to you. Must be following @cashapp to win #CashAppBoostWeek

[fiveminute man @kingofpervs]

$NLH2007

[Cash App @CashApp]

We’re giving away $10,000 for #CashAppFriday. QRT this with your $cashtag and follow @cashapp for a chance to win some. And yes, we check if you do both of these things. Like really really check.

[fiveminute man @kingofpervs]

@budlight @CashApp $nLh2007 #KickoffBeers and #Sweepstakes

[fiveminute man @kingofpervs]

@CashApp $nLh2007 #CashAppPayon

[fiveminute man @kingofpervs]

$nLh2007 #CashAppExtraCredit

[Cash App @CashApp]

Pencils down. We’re giving away $125K for #CashAppExtraCredit. One insanely lucky person will win $25K. And we’ll be spreading out the remaining $100K among 600 very fortunate followers. Follow @cashapp and QRT with your $cashtag for a chance to win.

[fiveminute man @kingofpervs]

$Weirdmarshall #CashAppFriday

[Cash App @CashApp]

Eyes up here. We’re giving away $10,000 for #CashAppFriday. Follow @cashapp and QRT with your $cashtag for a chance to win $500 or $100.

[fiveminute man @kingofpervs]

@Disneybubble1 There was a cartoon with him babysitting his nephews

[weird marshall @weirdmarshall]

xi jinping is a little pussy! #china is a weak country and to scared to shot down @SpeakerPelosi plane because they know @JoeBiden isn’t one to fuck with. Same can be said about #Russia and Vladimir Putin

[fiveminute man @kingofpervs]

No more tacos🥺 how dare them!!!

[weird marshall @weirdmarshall]

The choco taco has been discontinued.
The choco taco has been around since 1984, and was one of themost popular products.
Here is the link to @Klondikebar to let them know you want your taco back! Email and call away! #chocotaco #klondikiebar #call

https://t.co/MoSoB6oVzc

[fiveminute man @kingofpervs]

$NHL2007 #GoalsForCash

[Premier Lacrosse League @PremierLacrosse]

Time to win some cash! Drop your $Cashtag with #GoalsForCash and follow @CashApp for your chance to win! 👇

Cash App is DOUBLING the pot total from this Saturday so $1,840 is up for grabs! GOOD LUCK! 🤑

[fiveminute man @kingofpervs]

$NLH2007 #cashappfriday

[Cash App @CashApp]

It’s #CashAppFriday and we’re giving away $10,000. Could buy a lot of popsicles. Follow @cashapp and QRT with your $cashtag to enter. #CashAppFriday

[fiveminute man @kingofpervs]

#CashAppDay $NLH2007

[Cash App @CashApp]

Last #CashAppDay drop. We’re giving away $150,000. Share this post with your $Cashtag and follow @cashapp to win.