Bill.I.Am

if you can’t put it in a tortilla I don’t want no part of it | TAMU ‘17 | Texas Forever | #yeehaw

[Bill.I.Am @kingofthebill77]

Worst part about having two phones is when an Amber Alert comes in.

[TexAgs @TexAgs]

*clears throat*

Texas A&M signed the…

#1 WR in Texas
#1 DB in Texas
#1 QB in Texas
#1 DE in Florida
#1 LB in Louisiana
#1 DT in Mississippi
#1 LB in Missouri
#1 DE in New Jersey
#1 DT in New Jersey
#1 WR in North Carolina
#1 DB in Illinois
#1 OL in Arkansas

[TexAgs @TexAgs]

Texas A&M signed the…

#1 WR in Texas
#1 DB in Texas
#1 QB in Texas
#1 DE in Florida
#1 LB in Missouri
#1 DE in New Jersey
#1 WR in North Carolina
#1 DB in Illinois
#1 OL in Arkansas

[Bill.I.Am @kingofthebill77]

San Francisco 49ers?

More like Forty-Whiners amirite. #SuperBowlLIV

[ESPN @espn]

Now playing on loop at LSU through 2026 🐯🔈

[Bill.I.Am @kingofthebill77]

There’s a secret restroom at work, but that’s not even the best part.

We call it “The Boom Room.”

Yep. That’s the best part.

[Jon Favreau @Jon_Favreau]

Baby New Year looks very familiar #TheMandalorian ⁦@THR⁩

[Bill.I.Am @kingofthebill77]

This morning I was getting my lunch together for work. We didn’t have any baby carrots, just big carrots. My wife said to just take those and I said (jokingly) “honey, I only eat baby carrots.” So she cut and peeled big carrots to make baby carrots for me.

Kids, that’s marriage

[Bill.I.Am @kingofthebill77]

My Wednesday night plans just got canceled. #TheMandalorian

[Jon Favreau @Jon_Favreau]

Reminder: #TheMandalorian chapter 7 will be available early this week. It posts Wednesday 12/18 instead of Friday

[Matt Schick @ESPN_Schick]

The last time he was in New York, he was lost. Tonight, he won the Heisman. What an amazing journey.

[Bill.I.Am @kingofthebill77]

Wot in tarnation.

[Bill.I.Am @kingofthebill77]

I don’t know what it is about reading bad google reviews of restaurants but I just love a good rant.

[Bill.I.Am @kingofthebill77]

Ya Mando’s cool n all but I bet he doesn’t even vape.

[Bill.I.Am @kingofthebill77]

Baby Yoda memes are exactly the way 2019 needs to go out. What a time to be alive.

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

The Zodiac Killer strikes again.

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

Coach O recruiting Waterboy for @CFBPlayoff

[TexAgs @TexAgs]

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