King of the Hill

An unofficial fan page that tweets all the funniest quotes from King of the Hill. Business: [email protected].

[King of the Hill @kingofthehill99]

Rumor has it he got two stomachs. https://t.co/zvpcTJoXLD

[King of the Hill @kingofthehill99]

Canada is vast. They might go months without seeing another person. https://t.co/JeqiXKFi0O

[King of the Hill @kingofthehill99]

It's the perfect crime. How will they ever report it?

[King of the Hill @kingofthehill99]

This city should not exist. It is a monument to man's arrogance.

[King of the Hill @kingofthehill99]

If this gal's sermon runs late, you know how women like to talk, we're going to miss Matt Lauer's opening drive. https://t.co/xFTeJdLpyC

[Fact @Fact]

Women speak about 7,000 words a day - Men average just over 2,000.

[King of the Hill @kingofthehill99]

I should have done the honest thing and murdered the emus.

[King of the Hill @kingofthehill99]

I used to be just like you. Drinking,hanging around alleys,making up stories just to get attention. Get it together.

[King of the Hill @kingofthehill99]

"I would also like to make a toast. To the white man, who steals our land and steals our sons."

"To the white man!"

[King of the Hill @kingofthehill99]

"Are you attracted to Nancy?"

"Absolutely not. You know I don't go for those sexy types."

[King of the Hill @kingofthehill99]

#HappyHalloween

[King of the Hill @kingofthehill99]

#HappyHalloween

[King of the Hill @kingofthehill99]

"111 degrees? Phoenix can't really be that hot, can it?"

"Oh my God! It's like standing on the Sun!"