KingOvFlesh

*𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔶 𝔰𝔠𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔤* • Ghost of Elhr

[KingOvFlesh @kingovflesh]

If they ever put this mf in a movie I just know they’re gonna cast Coleman Duo Lingo to play him.

[KingOvFlesh @kingovflesh]

Me hiding in the bottom of my neighbors pool whenever they step outside.

[KingOvFlesh @kingovflesh]

People STILL mad I said I hate Maphra’s covers. Metal people are so fucking weird bro.

[KingOvFlesh @kingovflesh]

9 years on the road and she still runs like she’s fresh off the line.

[KingOvFlesh @kingovflesh]

I said Maphra was mid on TikTok and parasocial weirdos are out here tryna threaten me.

[KingOvFlesh @kingovflesh]

@z_kokonut They probably have to pay his estate every time they use it.

[𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝕰𝖑𝖍𝖗 @GhostOfElhr]

WHERE GODS COME TO DIE • APRIL 17

[KingOvFlesh @kingovflesh]

Would y’all wear this on a hoodie? I whipped this up today.

[KingOvFlesh @kingovflesh]

This year I’m quitting vaping, dieting, exercising, and focusing on my hobbies in my free time again. This will be the beginning of the best years of my life. My 20s can eat my ass.

[KingOvFlesh @kingovflesh]

I finally watched Sinners.

[KingOvFlesh @kingovflesh]

#NewProfilePic

[KingOvFlesh @kingovflesh]

Man, I ordered a two pack of screen protectors for my iPad on Thursday and this shit still ain’t here. Originally supposed to be delivered on Friday. It’s Sunday. Why do I even pay for prime at this point?

[KingOvFlesh @kingovflesh]

Like yall SSE IT RIGHT?

[KingOvFlesh @kingovflesh]

Leon’s face model in RE9 lowkey looks like Peter Steele.

[KingOvFlesh @kingovflesh]

Man fuck this Merky Gatorade, I had a whole ass mental breakdown in front of my boss today.

[KingOvFlesh @kingovflesh]

Me: *waiting for an announcement from Nintendo about Zelda’s 40th anniversary tomorrow*

Nintendo: “HERE’S MORE FUCKING POKÉMON, FUCK YOU!”

[KingOvFlesh @kingovflesh]

Call of Duty? How bout you call your parents and tell em you love em.

[KingOvFlesh @kingovflesh]

Bout to start slinging wiener vids as a side hustle in these desperate times.