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stay ten toes down | Tech

[. @kingpapi7]

dstv is expensive to be this boring

[VusiMbuzi @VusiMbuzi]

I know there’s nigga that got paid yesterday but cant even buy themselves a KFC meal because they overburdened themselves by choosing to be providers. Niggas are so determined to be the solution to women’s poverty that they end up engineering their own.

[AlgoFlows @algoflows]

There will be a breakup after which you lose your ability to love. That is when you become an economic unit and your sole purpose is to boost GDP per capita (nominal) till you die.

[𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐑 @aliyu_am]

I see PERIWINKLE

[𝑭𝒍𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔🐦‍🔥 @flames_collins]

OS wey i order from ikorudu just text me “I’m coming” instead of “Am coming”

FBI nice try

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

Na Raphinha snake bite wake me up this morning 😂😂

[K.O.B ™ @omoteejojo]

He almost run go outside stadium go join protest.

[Solo @solokel24]

Ain’t no pussy on this planet worth you fucking up your motion over.

[✘ @namebrite]

You gon’ end up in a psych ward tryna figure out a n!gga like me… mysterious mf.

[y4yi @yxyiagain]

peter obi no go kill me😭😭😭😭

[topsᴋi! @dfwtopski]

donating my brain to science so yall can study a real nigga

[jae @mineminemind_]

being shy and socially reclusive as a kid will fuck you up for life

[Big Jord. @StatsbyJordan]

e get some kind situations wey i later meet myself this year,
i no even believe say e fit be me

even when i dey alway see those wey dey inside am then
i never for once laugh dem cos no be funny matter.

[Suzy 🦋 @JulietSu88074]

The shit people expect you to get over is usually shit they'd lose their fucking minds over if you did it to them.

[Vee 🖤🧁 @Victoria_Momolu]

y’all ever get a flashback of what someone did to you and just be like damnnn i should’ve shot u.. lmfaooo

[ian🕷️ @ianwontmiss_]

Dating a bitch who is accessible to other men is embarrassing as fuck

[Reechmilly @Reechmilly]

A smart nigga with aura can stay out the way and still remain the main character in everyone’s life

[. @Fimiye]

I hate make person no ja, i hate it so much, zero ot, zero awareness, zero sharpness

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

threesome is two girls and a guy
two guys and one girl is gay sex and a witness

[TOBOH🪖 @Tobzzy212]

To break up with girl no even hard for Nigeria just tell her say “babe I don’t have much like 4 times straight.