How is 90% of Lowe's inventory out in their parking lot?! I'm sure they've got security and cameras and such, but it's weird to see half their parking lot covered in product. Maybe it's that most shoplifters are... https://t.co/ilKBlxOBxd
ONE TIME I changed "sweet" to "sweeeeeet" in my phone in response to someone's text and now the phone wants to autocorrect it to that every time. In truth I just leave it that way about 25% of the time even... https://t.co/jGne4dYSVB
Facebook friends! Are you in a band or know someone in a band that's put out a CD recently? Every year for the Omaha Film Festival we like to put "tastes of Omaha" in the filmmaker swag bags. I always like... https://t.co/mEgHd7fIaX
I don't really believe in "omens" or "signs" but stepping out of my truck to go into a restaurant to pick up food and nearly stepping in a frozen pool of vomit can't be good right?
Fridge bulb update (cuz I know ya'll are curious). So I pulled the dead bulb out and looked at it for the specs and it says "appliance bulb." I can handle the 40w and 120v but hadn't really heard of "appliance... https://t.co/Crb34YmAfO
Having your refrigerator light go out is ... disconcerting. I know, intellectually and logically it's no big deal, it's just a light. But every time I look in the fridge everything just feels wrong. And I panic... https://t.co/I3LT1NRYQU
What an amazing experience being able to capture Melanie Luttig and Matthew Swaters wedding day! A small, intimate celebration in the beautiful Grand Teton National Park. Thank you to Elizabeth Zellner for... https://t.co/QLPplUSebt
In these tumultuous times with all of the chaos of the day-to-day, sometimes it's nice to get away. Like a deserted island or a trip into the mountains. But to truly feel isolated and alone, I recommend going to... https://t.co/fObhWF8DQQ
Pro Tip: If you find yourself in a group and there's a photographer in front of you and they count 3-2-1 ... feel free to blink on 3 or on 2, or quite frankly anytime in your life EXCEPT for on the 1. That's... https://t.co/H1wD6k9l7N
To the TSA agent that went through my suit case then didn't completely zip it back up and then left it with all of the other bags in the torrential rains in Dallas ... Thanks! I was planning on rewashing all of... https://t.co/8T2wifa6HR
Fellas - We're not all going to agree on politics or which sports team to root for, but if we could all agree on two things:
1. Don't shake people's hands when you're sick, and
2. Don't pee on the seats in... https://t.co/SyLgXqHmb2
Educator friends! This weekend is the Educator/Librarian appreciation sale at Half Price Books! 20% off everything with your school ID. And they don't bat an eye when I walk up with a stack of albums, blurays, and comic books! #education
Things I didn't worry about or even think about three years ago:
If it's super windy out, there's a good chance you can slam your hair into the car door when getting in. #themoreyouknow#safetyfirst
Two weddings in one day, I didn't have to snap a picture, and I'm home before kickoff! That's just good planning! Congrats to Joe and his beautiful new bride and to Rose and her awesome new husband!
Fun random... https://t.co/8a7EuTD0Mp
The satisfaction and elation that comes from perfectly timing the passenger-side-window-roll-down to let a fly escape only to have a grasshopper enter a millisecond later.
In this world nothing can be said to be certain except:
1. death,
2. taxes,
3. if you go to an estate sale in Nebraska, at least one section (if not an entire room) will be nothing but Husker stuff.
Music is life man.
Last night I had the opportunity to shoot video at an amazing concert at Sokol. My buddy's band Narcotic Self played on the same stage as Napalm Death and Lamb of God. Face melting metal ...... https://t.co/KKXhecnW9t