piccolo

Do he be vibin tho? he/him

[piccolo @kingpiccolo99]

“I gotta get my gunt charged so I can gunt on my gunfter”- mystery homie

[piccolo @kingpiccolo99]

Apparently I been listening to the same Kat Williams bits for the last 16 years. Flava Flav had me convinced this was the best comedy that has ever graced a ps3 disc drive

[piccolo @kingpiccolo99]

Last thing I remember is opening a beer and then the can of raviolis… then I woke up with raviolis in my fuckin lap. Ask homeboy if he knows how it happened, bro says “I remember [REDACTED] said to…” then literally hit the honk shoo snore. It might be time to quit drinking😂😂

[piccolo @kingpiccolo99]

“He suffocated on fuckin horse cock FROM HIS ASSHOLE”

[Maxo Kream @MAXOKREAM]

Yal not gone bully @thesketchreal 💪🏾😤‼️

[pepper brooks @pepperyball]

fuck it poptart singing higher by creed

[piccolo @kingpiccolo99]

“You KNOWW she’s a hotwife bro” -mystery homie

[piccolo @kingpiccolo99]

“She can’t break my heart and she can’t look like a bird non negotiable”

[piccolo @kingpiccolo99]

Y’all’s blunts look like Emperor Palpatine’s fingers bruh they is not pearls

[piccolo @kingpiccolo99]

If all you do is post and reply to yoself you should stop posting

[piccolo @kingpiccolo99]

“What if we called ICE on you?”
“I wouldn’t do shit I’m an American”

[piccolo @kingpiccolo99]

“SIRE!? ARE YOU SMOKING A FATWOOD OF THE FINEST HOGPACK?!”

[piccolo @kingpiccolo99]

GUCCI MANE HIT DIFFERENT WHEN YOU DRUNK AS FUCK

[piccolo @kingpiccolo99]

“Buddy I don’t wanna smoke with you”
“Then why tf you rollin up in my caaaaar?”

[piccolo @kingpiccolo99]

Ideal relationship: I cook dinner, she roll tha blunts

[piccolo @kingpiccolo99]

“If yo pussy don’t taste like a ps4 controller then you sprayed it with some Victoria’s Secret perfume”

[piccolo @kingpiccolo99]

Hey Siri play Stripper Name by Lil Pump

[Brenden Evans @BrendenEvans8]

😕 I done goofed and idk how to fix it

[piccolo @kingpiccolo99]

I love you MD peaches n cream but we can’t see each other anymore💔

[piccolo @kingpiccolo99]

Imagine you goin to grab Nico Robin titty and it grab you back