Gatimú

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I sleep late because my brain waits until midnight to start holding important meetings I never asked for.

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@Muruz_ Or we never attend

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0nce you hit a certain age without a spouse or kids, society starts acting like you've missed the last flight to adulthood. They'll remind you at every family gathering.

[Gatimú @kingpinutd]

I sleep late because my brain waits until midnight to start holding important meetings I never asked for.

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Living with your girlfriend teaches you one important lesson: there are only two ways to fold towels. Her way and the wrong way.

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@7_KIBET With this, the furthest you'll climb is becoming Head of Floor Maintenance😂

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Kasongo has discovered that employees also eat. 😂 15% salary increase this year and another 15% next year. Miracles do happen.

[Gatimú @kingpinutd]

Kasongo has discovered that employees also eat. 😂 15% salary increase this year and another 15% next year. Miracles do happen.

[Gatimú @kingpinutd]

My barber knows more about my life than some relatives. At this point, if I switch barbers, it feels like cheating.

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@Kenyans Obado jailed, Mandago acquitted.

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@omwambaKE Wasn't he the governor when the parents got scammed?

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Evening workouts are just me apologizing to my body for everything I ate before 4 p.m. We both know tomorrow I'll do it again.

[Gatimú @kingpinutd]

They say love is unconditional... then you become a man and realize the only unconditional thing is the bill. The affection arrives right after the provision.

[Gatimú @kingpinutd]

They say love is unconditional... then you become a man and realize the only unconditional thing is the bill. The affection arrives right after the provision.

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The court has upgraded Okoth Obado from VIP politician to long-term resident of the government's most secure accommodation.😭

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Called my WiFi provider because the internet has been moving like it's on annual leave. Turns out my router has been running a free public service for the entire neighborhood.

[Gatimú @kingpinutd]

Gentlemen, if she's broke, don't overdeliver. Let the effort be on a subscription plan. she unlocks premium features by earning them. 😂

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@edwinsifuna It's obvious this was never about liberation. It was always a personal grudge against the President

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Called my WiFi provider because the internet has been moving like it's on annual leave. Turns out my router has been running a free public service for the entire neighborhood.

[Gatimú @kingpinutd]

@Kenyans But a simple drainage system? That's apparently where the real challenge begins. 😂