slimOG

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

Bayo Onanuga is advising us to stop travelling at night.

Remi Tinubu is advising us to start frying akara.

Late Okupe was advising us to start farming in our apartments.

Tinubu is advising us to stop eating 3 square meals because it's a fake life.

And you're telling me this government didn't have a covenant with the underworld?

[slimOG @kingpiper6]

@Ash_fahh And the meat sweet oooo.

[bakluondua @bakluondua]

@DanKatsina50 @Dope_Bawze Maraban jos is in Kaduna and not Jos, Plateau State

[Brave @Gideon_ML]

If You're traveling through Mangu, go back.

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

American: So there are terrorists causing problems in your country, right?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: That's terrible. Is the government at least doing something about it?

Nigerian: Well, our president addressed the issue.

American: Oh. What did he say?

Nigerian: He spoke about the law of lawf in the holy book

American: ...The law of love?

Nigerian: I guess

American: Okay. Did you send the military after them?

Nigerian: Hmm... at times.

American: What do you mean "at times"?

Nigerian: Sometimes we've heard the military went after them. In some cases, the terrorists ended up killing military personnel.

American: Wait. They killed your soldiers?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Okay, so then your government retaliated and finished them off, right?

Nigerian: Mm... nah.

American: What do you mean "nah"?

Nigerian: Well, our president also gave an example from the Bible about the prodigal son on how we should accept them with love.

American: Hold on. The prodigal son?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: I'm confused. So you're telling me terrorists killed military personnel, and the response was a Bible lesson?

Nigerian: Something like that.

American: So you guys aren't doing anything?

Nigerian: No, no. We're doing something.

American: Okay. What are you doing?

Nigerian: We're rehabilitating the ones we catch.

American: You're... rehabilitating them?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Not prosecuting them?

Nigerian: Not according to our president, no.

American: WTF WTF WTF

Nigerian: I never even tell you anything, you don dey cry

[Abdool Moh. @abdool_moh]

Please enlighten your people that not voting during the elections is the same as voting Tinubu.

[UG🇵🇹 @UgwunnaEjikem]

But fr, that bastard said he immediately removed fuel subsidy so the Government can inject the money into other things..

Almost 4 years in and the average Nigerian still cannot feel the positive impact of subsidy removal. Bro removed it so his cronies can steal it.

[Chicken Catcher🐔 @Only1Etubo]

“I stopped supporting Peter Obi because Obidients….”

You may see this as a flex, but it only serves as proof that you’re a bastard.

[mike @mikealebiosu]

there is no point in reintegrating someone who has beheaded another person into society.

it makes no sense at all.

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

fuel is no longer subsidized. even federal universities, which are supposed to be affordable, are now expensive. we're paying a fortune for gas. housing is out of reach for many people. security is non-existent.

so what exactly is the government doing for us?

[Chinàzaēkpērē Chukwu @ChuGailx]

Communities that fight back are disarmed or arrested.

So I will die and be buried on the hill that this ethnic cleansing, this terrorism is government sponsored.

The APC government has a deal with terrorists.

Your government is terrorizing you.

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

This isn’t 2023. There’s nothing like “vote wisely.”

It’s vote for Peter Obi.

[slimOG @kingpiper6]

The view.

[Omoye✨🫶 @0moyeh]

Tinubu wants us d£ad before next election. Wtffff.

2400 gas?

[Gulani @gulani_bashir1]

While water, electricity, and good roads never make it to your town, but election materials always find their way there. They didn’t forget you. They just don’t care about your existence.🧏🏾‍♂️🧏🏾‍♂️

[Dr Ayo @OluAyoola7D]

There is nothing like peaceful coexistence with terrorists.

Anybody preaching that to you is a terrorist.

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

📌 📌 📌

[Mohd Modey @sarkinnomaa]

I must put hand in Tinubu's downfall.

[GehGeh @official_Gegeh]

The difference between humans and animals. Animals would never allow the dumbest of the herd to lead them.

[unscathed @spongersteven]

@aniky_bee @GERinNigeria this lady @aniky_bee really wants to come back to Nigeria but i think she's just shy. Please render her assistance so she can come enjoy hwr beloved president.