Pickle

Certified Dyselxic.

[Pickle @kingpirplesrawr]

Pine & Crane is either the place you break up or tell them you have herpees.

[Pickle @kingpirplesrawr]

It is time for me to learn the 50 states. Because where is Detroit?

[sean @p0O00O0Oop]

Every March/April something terrible happens

[Pickle @kingpirplesrawr]

I am labor Anticipating the moment I finally get to learn what ice chips are. If you know what ice chips are, DoNot tell me.

[Pickle @kingpirplesrawr]

High school peers unfollowed me, but they follow my ex…. Maybe I should bring this to therapy.

[Pickle @kingpirplesrawr]

Can we all calm down?
Okay, I am talking to a tiny computer in my hand. I am forcing myself to be alone, but I really think someone should kiss me.

[Pickle @kingpirplesrawr]

Been thinking about sex. P.S. I am single. Do you like my outfit?

[Pickle @kingpirplesrawr]

I learned a new word, and then found it in my book.

[Pickle @kingpirplesrawr]

Life has gotten so quiet, I have no choice but to admit I am craving male attention.

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Sorry I meant Barry Keogen.

[Pickle @kingpirplesrawr]

Where did Melting Baby go?

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What if we aren’t chill? Fake it till we make it😜

[Pickle @kingpirplesrawr]

I want to explode.

[Pickle @kingpirplesrawr]

I think.
Fully destroyed a relationship. But I love to call to scare him with my contact blasting him up.

[Pickle @kingpirplesrawr]

A skateboard should fuck me.

*skater.

[Pickle @kingpirplesrawr]

Sleepover. Girls who don’t sleep so we just have Over.

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Favorites tab on iPhone is cursed.

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Back on twitter to announce I perioded myself after five months or it was last Thursday’s shit. I can’t tell from this angle.

[Pickle @kingpirplesrawr]

So the SpongeBob or the butt ?
- overheard new school

[Pickle @kingpirplesrawr]

Would I like macoroni salad ?