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Infrequently vile.

[‘KingPlank @KingPlank]

What is happening?

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

Of all the 1970s public information films, this was the strangest.

[Laura Lexx - Touring NOW! @lauralexx]

They should warn childless people about half term like they let us know about rail strikes

[‘KingPlank @KingPlank]

@NoContextBrits Four Wanks and a Funeral

[Alice Lowe @alicelowe]

Ten years since the mayhem. Sightseers. Bring a date. If the caravans rocking don't come a knocking. ♥️🏕️🔪

[Is Today Ted Danson's Birthday? @TedDansonBDay]

Today is not Ted Danson’s birthday.

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

Neighbourhood Watch.

[Is Today Ted Danson's Birthday? @TedDansonBDay]

Today is not Ted Danson’s birthday.

[peanut @AmyLeMesmer]

Me when my friend Maria Fuckpigs calls round

[Bob Servant @bobservant]

To all my followers around the world whether you're with friends, family or simply relaxing with strangers in a sauna, I wish you a very Happy New Year from Broughty Ferry, Dundee 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Is Today Ted Danson's Birthday? @TedDansonBDay]

Today is Ted Danson’s birthday.

[wint @dril]

"The most powerful Genital is the mind."

[LADbible @ladbible]

This Mitchell and Webb sketch will always be hilarious.

You see it coming a mile off and it still pays off 😂😂

[‘KingPlank @KingPlank]

@orfy @natsantonia @BrooksThinks I had a very cathartic experience throwing away about 20 a couple of weeks ago. Would recommend. 💯

[Nathalie Antonia @natsantonia]

I don't know who needs to hear this but you will never need these. Throw them away.

[Conor Gallagher @ConorGallaghe_r]

I once saw James Corden order five pints of carlsberg, wait for them to be pulled and order two pints of guinness

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Les Dennis has re-followed Barack Obama on Instagram after unfollowing two weeks ago.

“The situation has been resolved,” a spokesperson said