Rory Campbell

Producer/Comedian/Your Real Dad

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

This is a perfect spot.

Run this over and over through November.

[Rory Campbell @KingRedRory]

@NCAA Welp once again the @ncaa doesn’t look at the players as actual people. Protect the fans but let the players get exposed to each other, staff, and officials no problem? Fuck is wrong with u guys? Please listen to #CharlesBarkley

[Rory Campbell @KingRedRory]

@LuckyovLegends Hahahha I’m not sure I’ll ever fully recover from seeing this.

[Rory Campbell @KingRedRory]

@jimmyfallon I kept picturing @RamonesOfficial storming in and mugging everyone.

[Rory Campbell @KingRedRory]

@Lollardfish @CNNOpinion Great article reminding folks that bullying is a daily battle in the disabled community. But @Lollardfish to question parents posting media from kids who cannot consent in an article where you post pictures on @CNN of a bullied child who cannot consent feels really lame

[Rory Campbell @KingRedRory]

@DougStanhope If only @therealroseanne had fired off a warning tweet like this.

[Rory Campbell @KingRedRory]

@MMFlint In what universe would us demanding #BoltonMustTestify work? The House impeached the idiot, that’s the best that could be done. They got our eyes off The election man.

[Rory Campbell @KingRedRory]

@danawhite Hahahahaha wait @bestbuy still exists?

[danawhite @danawhite]

This is Summer. She stopped this punk from getting away with stealing from BestBuy in Hawaii. She got fired for this. Flying her in this weekend and giving her tickets to the McGregor vs Cowboy fight. I WANT HER TO WORK FOR ME! Get ready for the best weekend of your life Summer

[Pass(wurdz) @Pass510]

ANML PLNT - Pound
“The Box” album out NOW on all platforms!! Music video directed by @RUINYOURDAYNOW. Full video here: https://t.co/wWXRVluEsZ

[Rory Campbell @KingRedRory]

@bchesky Fuck all the way off, can’t believe your trash bag app hasn’t been sued into the ground yet.

[Rory Campbell @KingRedRory]

@_rone Good luck with that, autism is currently undefeated.

[Rory Campbell @KingRedRory]

@pattonoswalt He was cleary not up on his Irish history.

[Rory Campbell @KingRedRory]

@normmacdonald I didn’t read this. Way too long. It hurts me you care.

[Rory Campbell @KingRedRory]

@DirtbagDan408 @joerogan Hahaha Meanwhile @HowardStern invented this format has 11 #SiriusXM listeners.

[Rory Campbell @KingRedRory]

@elonmusk And @Tesla is non union.

[Rory Campbell @KingRedRory]

@redban 1. @RajonRondo is not to be trifled with.
2. AIDS is not a repeat offense.

[Rory Campbell @KingRedRory]

So good to see @RajonRondo is still a #bostonian at heart. Rajon throwing hands will be as close as #chrispaul will ever be to a #nba ring

[Rory Campbell @KingRedRory]

I look like I sold pot to River Phoenix. #denim #theoutsiders

[Rory Campbell @KingRedRory]

Unless you’ve been on a bender that ended in the Oval Office saying racist nonsense that got televised globally, please stop talking. #militarygradeadderall #kanyetrump #KanyeWest #fucktrump