Howard Malkey-Mackay

Part-time poet, full-time menace.
Aspiring politician. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿/🇱🇺
I stand with Stanley Taylor-Miles.
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[Howard Malkey-Mackay @kingroach94]

I am naked AF rn..! 😂

[Humble Quotes @brunchlover30]

You've heard of "Chill Guy"

Now get ready for...

Chill... "Baby Tu Sebulba" 🤣

[Howard Malkey-Mackay @kingroach94]

Hearing people say that today marks the start of pride month? Odd, I was under the impression that this was “Hawk Tuah” month.

[Howard Malkey-Mackay @kingroach94]

Can we have a sleepover?

[Food Hub @F0ODHub]

What drink goes best with this? 🤔

[Howard Malkey-Mackay @kingroach94]

I can’t attend. Could she consider cancelling it?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Charli xcx teases something happening tomorrow:

“london… tomorrow night?”

[Howard Malkey-Mackay @kingroach94]

Do onions belong on a burger? 🍔

[Howard Malkey-Mackay @kingroach94]

I’m allergic to ketchup and I tried to kill my cousin when I was 13 so I would probably go for mustard.

[Bite Base @Eat_109]

Would you add ketchup, mustard, or mayonnaise? 🤔

[Howard Malkey-Mackay @kingroach94]

I fuck tacos 🌮

[We Love Food @_we_love_food]

TACOS or BURGER?

[Howard Malkey-Mackay @kingroach94]

Italy just exploded.

[Howard Malkey-Mackay @kingroach94]

Can you quit the vague posting?

[Food Hub @F0ODHub]

Are you a fan of steak & eggs?

[Howard Malkey-Mackay @kingroach94]

@GovCox Heya, Governor! This may seem like a ridiculous question, but is there any updates on a potential zombie apocalypse happening in Utah? I’m deathly afraid of zombies and had a vision in my dream last night about a zombie apocalypse happening in your fine city. Please stay safe.

[Howard Malkey-Mackay @kingroach94]

*Tries to kill you for no apparent reason* Hmm… strawberry.

[StreetFoodDiary @Theworld119944]

Which cupcake are you choosing for dessert ??

[Howard Malkey-Mackay @kingroach94]

My dad got 15 years in the can for spraypainting an incredible naked aardvark on the side of a football stadium. Got out early for good behaviour.

[໊ @buffys]

what’s a sign of high intelligence?

[Howard Malkey-Mackay @kingroach94]

No. But my dad used to force feed me dead ants as a kid cause I was skinny.

[Benonwine @benonwine]

Does anyone actually like Black Pudding?

[Howard Malkey-Mackay @kingroach94]

Umm… what the fluff?

[Howard Malkey-Mackay @kingroach94]

Simply delicious.

[Food Pleaser @FoodPleaser]

New York Strip, Eggs, Sausage & Potatoes 🥩 🍳 🔥

[Howard Malkey-Mackay @kingroach94]

The duality of Billie Eilish:

[Legends of Pop @theepopbitch]

the duality of billie eilish

[Howard Malkey-Mackay @kingroach94]

I hope my uncle gets another BBL.

[StreetFoodDiary @Theworld119944]

What's your first thought.. when you see this burger?

[Howard Malkey-Mackay @kingroach94]

Yet we still don’t have a month for intellectual and classy individuals such as myself? Shame.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Pride Month begins in one week.

[Howard Malkey-Mackay @kingroach94]

I am *checks notes* naked.

[brandon* @brndxix]

these are the worst shoe in the world

[Howard Malkey-Mackay @kingroach94]

Wordle 1,803 4/6*

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[Food Hub @F0ODHub]

Fries aren’t available, what are you having with this burger?