King of Crème

Sports capper for the people by the people 👑 DMs always open win or lose. Lifetime: 10-10-1

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@DommyLocked Let’s go!!!

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FIRST WHALE ANUS PLAY OF THE TOYN

5⭐️ MSU for 8,000,000 Units

UNLOAD YOUR WALLET INTO YOUR BOOKIES ASS

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@usethemetrics Fuck you

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@usethemetrics Do you ever get tired of fucking people over? Play of the season

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@AlexCaruso Looking good!

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@AlexCaruso Taylor on pace for 40 carries!

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@AlexCaruso Legacy play so free bro!

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@AlexCaruso None of these numbers available. #obtusegoosecaruso

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🚨 To all my CREAMERS dying for a juicy PGA SHRINERS CHUP 🚨 We are riding SAM RYDER over Nicolai Hogcock (+105) like your wife rides the pool boy.

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@AlexCaruso Over 1,000 NFL players penises were cut yesterday, but 95% of the circumcisions went horribly wrong.

These 17 MOHELS will change the way you cut your kids cock.

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@SalVetriDFS Want your wife to respect you? Draft these FIVE players and she’ll be eating out of the palm of your cock

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Want a SLEEPER running back that hits the HOLE like the pool boy on your WIFE? Look no further than Jaylen Warren in R8

@SalVetriDFS

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The #1 Wide Receiver in EVERY orifice of your wife’s asshole: 🧵

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Despite him missing 9 games in 2021...

Derrick “Horse Cock” Henry averages 335 touches per year the past 4 seasons.

If you want your wife to touch your cock again, you may want to draft Horse Cock Henry 1.05

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47 hours of football were played this weekend...

But 99% of people missed what actually matters because YOU were too busy FUCKING YOUR WIFE.

Here are 326 items you'll want to know for 2023 fantasy football:

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The KING is in the house. Live bet everything you have on the SABRES ML.

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NBA PROPnus: Fred VanVleet over 20.5 points

- SAC allows 3rd most points to PGs
- Hit 4/4, averaging 31 ppg.
- Scored 39 pts LG against SAC
- Toronto shopping VanVleet around

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Unfortunate that Korda got injured after the first set tie break. Match was bound for 5 sets. Cancelled bet.

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Almost forgot my inaugural TENNIS play. Take OVER 40.5 games in the Khachanov / Korda match. Two heavy hitters means tiebreak galore. 😤🍆🔨

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Detroit Mercy is officially blacklisted. 2-1 in CBB nonetheless. Onto late night tennis 🎾