PhDeez Nuts

I’m only on this site to kinkshame

[PhDeez Nuts @KingsofDeLeon]

When I see people upholding the five points of Calvinism on my timeline

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Can’t wait to spend my entire $1400 check on car maintenance and doctor bills.

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@RacismFactory More like retarded lawyer

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Culture war nonsense

[catherine liu @bureaucatliu]

As the PMC clears out vernacular street speech from all speech, including indirect speech, what PMC words would you like to see banned? Mine: "to journal." "the anthropocene" "to unpack" used not in the context of luggage 1/2

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Settlers of Catan: The Mythology of the White Gamer Class

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Back to brunch 🥂

[Norah O'Donnell 🇺🇸 @NorahODonnell]

BREAKING: CBS News has learned that the number of unaccompanied migrant children in @CBP custody has nearly tripled in the last 2 weeks.

The current number of children in CBP custody is the highest in the agency's history, a former DHS official tells CBS.

@cbsmireya reports

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Working on a theory that the Capitol Hill riot was just an elaborate sketch for Mr. Show

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@islamphobiacow Everyone is worried that Washington is like Veep. Truth is it’s more like Salo.

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@roun_sa_ville Grading essays and drinking

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@MaoistRebelNews I already do this

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@TREVVYYJ @AuroraWhore @RyWig >Outline goes through Ohio

Mfw

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The irony in saying this while we’re still waiting on the fucking checks

[Manu Raju @mkraju]

Schumer says Congress was too "timid" in its response to the financial crisis, saying that led to a "lost decade." He said stimulus plan enacted by Obama and a Democratic-led Congress led to a "long, slow painful recovery ... We are not going to make those same mistakes again."

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@thefungaltoe You’re gonna have to be more specific

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@glow____worm Man everyone’s having such a good time getting vaccinated and I’m missing out. What a bummer.

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I don’t see the problem

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@whitefeeIings This reminds me of Bret Stephens furiously browsing google to connect people calling him a bed bug to antisemitism

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Hahahahahahahahaha

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Neanderthals are extinct what’s with the present tense?

[Ryan Struyk @ryanstruyk]

GOP Sen. Marsha Blackburn on Fox Business: "Neanderthals are hunter-gatherers, they're protectors of their family, they are resilient, they're resourceful, they tend to their own. So, I think Joe Biden needs to rethink what he is saying."

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@SPAMisgood007 Girlboss libtard

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Sliding in to Neera’s dms to console her on her loss

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@blues_hobo @ComradeToguro That sign’s a typo. They meant that they’re out of Takis