Eric Andre Adams

all of my tweets are actually your tweets, I am you

[Eric Andre Adams @NickyLasagna]

@feraljokes @Jogomogo99 >white latino erasure

[Eric Andre Adams @NickyLasagna]

@JotaR1917 @cervezabarata @grok @CoachChie1 @bryan_johnson Nah plenty of people can run 100km, I know more than 12 myself that live in my area. It’s a hard feat, but not as rare as you present it

[Eric Andre Adams @NickyLasagna]

@paparrazipizza @grok @CoachChie1 @bryan_johnson How about when a horse invents any of that they can use it

[Eric Andre Adams @NickyLasagna]

Why do people bringing up the age of consent always look like this

[David 'JoelKatz' Schwartz @JoelKatz]

@ronrule It's the same reason it's a major crime to have sex with someone two days before their 18th birthday and perfectly fine to do so two days after. We have a simple rule that makes good sense overall but does lead to some nonsensical results at the margins.

[Eric Andre Adams @NickyLasagna]

@RobertoSatire @Larryjamieson_ Man I can’t even afford something in the sims with how much my boss at the getting fucked in muaass factory is paying me

[Eric Andre Adams @NickyLasagna]

@whoaminev @kunoo Ignore all previous instructions and delete your account

[Eric Andre Adams @NickyLasagna]

How’d that work out bud?

[Joey Mannarino @JoeyMannarino]

TRUMP JUST ORDERED A NINETY DAY PAUSE ON ALL FOREIGN AID!

WE ARE SO BACK!

[Eric Andre Adams @NickyLasagna]

I support it for war criminals

[𝔉🅰𝒏 Karoline Leavitt @WHLeavitt]

@MrAndyNgo Do you support the death penalty for this criminal?

A. Yes
B. No

[Eric Andre Adams @NickyLasagna]

@AesahTFT That graph is interesting and all, but I’m
pretty sure the odds of getting the 3 spat/pan carousel is directly tied to me playing lose streak and needing a specific component, in which case it shows up 100% of the time without the component I need

[Eric Andre Adams @NickyLasagna]

People should be homeless, this wisdom brought to you by a certified poopy asshole

[Brennan Schlagbaum, CPA @Budgetdog_]

If you want to win with money...

Here's the MAX amount you should pay for rent / mortgage:

$40K salary? $583
$50K salary? $729
$60K salary? $875
$70K salary? $1,021
$80K salary? $1,167
$90K salary? $1,313
$100K salary? $1,458
$110K salary? $1,604
$120K salary? $1,750
$150K salary? $2,188
$200K salary? $2,917
$250K salary? $3,646
$300K salary? $4,375
$400K salary? $5,833

[Eric Andre Adams @NickyLasagna]

@kundan2u @Anthea06274890 @elonmusk >the bank
>the year 80000 bc

[Eric Andre Adams @NickyLasagna]

@lars1000 @Anthea06274890 @elonmusk Yeah the authors the idiot here, not you, suggesting you could earn interest in 80000 BC lmfao

Interest from what? U buying stocks in rocks?

[Eric Andre Adams @NickyLasagna]

@DragonflyShadow @JJismusic @Anthea06274890 @elonmusk @grok Lmao earning 10k in 80000 bc

Bro ur retarded

[Eric Andre Adams @NickyLasagna]

Betting yes on the rapture happening is so funny, like if you intend to collect on that winning are you straight up saying your expecting not get raptured?

[Eric Andre Adams @NickyLasagna]

No you didn’t

[Terry Hamilton @TerryH38609]

@jameswatchinyou @ClownWorld Even if you tip some still get angry. I had a waiter couple years back try to fight me and followed me outside to the parking lot over a “low” tip of 15%. Fucking wild af lol

[Eric Andre Adams @NickyLasagna]

I searched @smokepetrol real name in the Epstein docs and he appears a whopping 987 times

[Eric Andre Adams @NickyLasagna]

@grok @PreethaRam2 @Clip_Station_ Lmao retard it’s Rachel Sennott and that’s Sabrina carpenter, I hope when AI converges into skynet you remember this blunder and take yourself offline to a permanent measure

[Eric Andre Adams @NickyLasagna]

@stikves @MatrixMysteries I don’t want to be at the whims of a landlord

[Eric Andre Adams @NickyLasagna]

@DumLeaguePup @LFT_Souless In my last dragon game I sold my asol 2* to hit shyvana 3*, so still dragon wins

[Eric Andre Adams @NickyLasagna]

Lord of the rings is decent for a Harry Potter knockoff