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@manutd | @bucks | The giggle at the funeral.

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@Molayoo_ It’s smalls

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Omo this Spotify ads don dey too much o. Before it used to be 10-15 seconds unskippable
Now it’s two sets of 25-30 seconds unskippable

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@_kansolaa Tbh he needs more than that 💀

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It’s one thing waiting till you’re married to have sex but you never requested for dick pics and he never sent? That’s on you!

[Zikoko @Zikoko_Mag]

"Shortly after my wedding, I discovered that my husband had a micro-penis. We’d known each other for nearly three years, but decided to wait until marriage to have sex because we were both committed Christians.

I expected our sex life to begin after the wedding, but he kept making excuses and avoiding me.

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@alleyoop07 They fought today though. Hard game against Detroit

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Nothing on god’s green earth will make me doubt Cade Cunningham’s abilities.
Had a bad game against the Lakers and the naysayers were chatting.

52 points
11 assists
0 turnovers against Washington Wizards

Magician 🪄

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4 NBA games tonight.
Who are your picks?

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@_kansolaa Yea, just kind of know what you’re getting yourself into. That man def did the woman dirty in that zikoko article, plus he then got confrontational when she realized the truth

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@badboyrosko Pistons
Sixers
Wolves
Suns over 210

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Thriller too

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Can’t stress how much horror is the superior genre

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Can’t stress how much horror is the superior genre

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@_kansolaa It’s not usually said aloud but will be inferred. Like mothers can talk to daughters to ask if their partner is “man” enough. They don’t expect you to have done anything o, they’ll just say all the time he comes and they give you guys privacy to “talk”, did you do due diligence.

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@_kansolaa In Igbo culture yea, there’s something called “iju ese” and it literally means - to ask. Each family check the values, background, lineage (for sickness or weird deaths) of the other family.
The parents too expect you to have asked some specific questions of your partner.

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They have this look about them

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

The hunt game show in Somalia

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Offer still in place?
GTA 6 is almost here

[Abeni Mrs Money @TheHabaneroChef]

Any man I buy ps5 for .
I will fuck the $400 out of his body and soul .

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Imagine it was a Nigerian governor involved in that scandal.

There’s nothing on this earth we step on that’ll make him resign.

He won’t even be under fire

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@_kansolaa That’ll be cruel o. But then, she’s a “committed Christian” and wouldn’t ask. I feel like in the church this kind of stuff don’t get talked about very much and people walk on eggshells around the conversation and so it’s dicey. They’re questions that needs to be asked.

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@badboyrosko NBA mutuals

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Slept with a subordinate. Also with an alleged spy.

No waiting out anything Oga

[Tunde Onakoya @Tunde_OD]

An unbelievably poor decision. It would have been wiser to simply wait it out. Decisions of such consequence and scale should never be made at the height of emotion and media hysteria.

Everything passes. This too shall pass.

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Malik Beasley’s always been…

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Malik Beasley is currently selling his game-worn, autographed jerseys on TikTok Live

(h/t @MrBuckBuckNBA )