Mark Wolstenholme

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[Mark Wolstenholme @kingwust]

Tuesday fun quiz...one of these slogans is offensive and one isn’t. Can you guess which is which?

[Mark Wolstenholme @kingwust]

@itvnews So ‘White Lives Matter’ is offensive?Three innocent ‘white’ people are stabbed in a park and this slogan is against the club’s values? Just more of the usual in ‘white guilt’ Britain. You watch, the F.A. will have clubs wearing BLM badges and banning poppies next...oh wait

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Admittedly, not the most recent figures from @NHSEnglandStats but still a real eye-opener. The ‘only’ Covid-19 deaths figure does not bear any resemblance to the media hype. Did we sell out our economy too cheaply? #COVID19

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@riki_rikidance One of them is doing a Nazi salute

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@itvnews Well done Ipswich police for not bowing to the pressure of not doing your job because it’s inconvenient. Yorkshire Police on the other hand...

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This evening’s imbecilic @itvnews coverage of police officers simply going about their job, was an utter disgrace. Clearly, this was broadcast as nothing other than a ‘cop bashing’ piece, with the aim of further fuelling an already incendiary situation. This is not journalism.

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@APN1987 @K40SSK @lancaster_ste @SwearingSport Yeah in Skegness probably

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@APN1987 @K40SSK @lancaster_ste @SwearingSport Hahaha yeah I rang then emailed his agent. Got the reply that he was “too busy with other opportunities” 😆 How’s that working out for him I wonder? Bet he’d bite our bleedin’ hands off for a trip to Holland now.

[Mark Wolstenholme @kingwust]

@piersmorgan I once left a mixed kebab and cheesy garlic bread half-eaten for the promise of a knee trembler up a back alley in Burnley. Never underestimate the power of the punani young Piers.

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@K40SSK @lancaster_ste @APN1987 I remember it like it was yesterday. I think little Al may also have made an appearance, along with the chuddies

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@riki_rikidance Guy would have been a lot more ‘heavily sedated’ if he’d been shouting his mouth off in the local last night

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@ManUtd @mworthington11 Loved him. Let’s hope Ole continues the good work

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@BruceReuters @riki_rikidance @PBANicholls @reuterspictures Quick double-tap there from the copper in front and it's a job well done

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@riki_rikidance Only the right one mind. You wanna see a video pal?

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@riki_rikidance I'm laughing so hard my right bollock is shaking

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@HannahB4LiviMP

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@SubIimeSadioV19 Unbelieeeeeevable tekkers

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@MaryCreaghMP @Oliver4Horfield Love how you 'failed to notice' that you had a number of replies, except this one

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@MaryCreaghMP Put some additional hours in, like most of us have to, stay 'til 2 or even 3am. Then you might actually achieve what the clear majority asked you to do

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@K40SSK Hendrick starts again and no Vydra