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@WelshFriar Hasn't happened yet. 😉

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@TheoVon Check the Kenny Rogers Roaster!!!! Round 'em up, get the local youth!

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@MLB @budweiserusa #HitTheBuds #Sweepstakes

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@TooMuchMortons_ Totally agree on Jax in the #3 hole next year. Full faith in the kid and extra reps vs. lefties between Tatis and Machado will only help him gain confidence and improve against LHP as time goes on. And clearly, we don't need to worry about the "clutch gene" with him.

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@NationPadres Kim is a luxury, not a need. Sure, it would be great to have a dude who rocks above-average leather at 3 key positions and hits just about league average with some SBs and some decent pop. Finding a top-shelf starter to replace Joe is top priority. Maybe 3/30 for Kim at most.

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@TedLeitner LFGSD, Uncle Teddy!

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@WelshFriar Just open up a Cali Burrito/taco shop in Wales where it will be all the rage over there, make it a chain and get rich, move to SD and get a sweet place near Petco and a season ticket package. Boom. Life hack...

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@DevineGospel The Anti-Dick Mountain!

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@DevineGospel NOOO!!! If we never see those dipshits EVER AGAIN, that's how the curse will be broken! #thatswhatsout!

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@DevineGospel @Padres KNUCKLE-STILTSKIN > MATTY KNUCKS

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@AJCassavell I dig the unconventional approach. When they zig, you zag...😉😎 #LFGSD

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@MatteoSanDiego @MikeTourtellott PIT-iful... 👎

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Happy Birthday... #huntersthompson #misunderstoodinspirations https://t.co/Ljc7L3CDS4

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Morning sky fire... Back on the hunt... #tuna #offshorefishing #fishing #ocean #nature https://t.co/EFnMa0WNEs

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@KneeDeepMedia @theCHIVE Bahahahahahaha!

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Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.

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