Baron von Smoochems

A kinky Autistic human who believes in kinkieness and respect. Anxious mess who compensates with sarcasm and charm. I talk about autism, sex, and kink. Nsfw 18+

[Baron von Smoochems @kinkybaron]

"I want you to treat me like a whore!"

Ok, great. Heres my deposit and references. Would you like me to describe what I'm looking for or do you have a service list? Do you want to book your own room or do you leave that to your clients? Anyhow, cash is on the table. I'll shower

[Baron von Smoochems @kinkybaron]

@LeorSapir @ACLU @CNN @CDCgov You not seeing the issue of access to care for Trans people as a complex issue is exactly the problem. It's not as simple as you're making it out to be. Ignoring the complex nature of the social pressures of being gender non-conforming is problematic AF.

[Baron von Smoochems @kinkybaron]

Only took them a week to get the media team together to hand out the Ctrl+C response to this issue. Not a good sign as that's down from the usual 2 days.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Wokeness claims:
1. Western civilization and its institutions were and are discriminatory, and serve the purposes of those in power (typically, white straight men);
2. That discrimination is both historic and ongoing, and all group disparities are explained by it.
Discuss.

[Baron von Smoochems @kinkybaron]

@christopherrufo Making the point while missing it is true Rufo behavior. Good on you, staying consistent in these times.

[Baron von Smoochems @kinkybaron]

@babysidxxx I just assumed he's the dude in the corner of the strip club rolling out his yoga mat. His next complaint is gonna be "I'd appreciate more options for hydration than Jack and Coke or Miller Light!"

[Baron von Smoochems @kinkybaron]

@kattenbarge But they did the Grrl Power thing in End Game! Isn't that enough? /s

This. Hollywood uses talented people like they are disposable, and the misogyny women in positions of high visibility face is just collateral damage to them.

[Baron von Smoochems @kinkybaron]

@_CryMiaRiver Looking around at, well... everything, it's pretty clear that parents who fixate on controlling their children are the ones who are losing out in history. Just a simple observation here that rhe ones responsible for the most harm to kids are currently getting exposed: bad parents

[Baron von Smoochems @kinkybaron]

@stevesilberman His thoughts are my thoughts about most Kubric but I'd be considered unserious and laughable as a cinephile for expressing such things.

[Baron von Smoochems @kinkybaron]

@Masculine_Pack Man, yall would have eaten the shit out of the cults of the 70s and 80s. It's a bummer for you that you missed the "Drugs and orgy" era of cults and instead have the "Mental illness and isolation" era.

[Baron von Smoochems @kinkybaron]

@Serena_Partrick You are... mad at chasers?

Huh. Okay. Have fun rationalizing this for as long as you need...

[Baron von Smoochems @kinkybaron]

Transphobes and TERFs thrive online because it's the only place they can find enough of their fellow kin to actually feel like their viewpoint is still valid in society, nevermind that more than half of those are teenagers from countries with repressive social systems....

[Baron von Smoochems @kinkybaron]

Large swaths of Andrew Tate lovers not realizing they are experiencing profound gender dysphoria is as entertaining as it is sad.

[Baron von Smoochems @kinkybaron]

@benshapiro Man whose entire career has existed with autocorrect yells about a child not spelling well.

Yes, y'all are doing splendidly.

[Baron von Smoochems @kinkybaron]

@FondOfBeetles Trans people exist. Its not a teenagers fault your only solution to including women is "Do like the men but with so many rules its really not competitive." So yeah, deal with it.

[Baron von Smoochems @kinkybaron]

@WyrdGrl @FondOfBeetles What are you even talking about? Where do you come up with this?

[Baron von Smoochems @kinkybaron]

@LayahHeilpern Biology would like to have a talk about the lies you're spreading about it.

[Baron von Smoochems @kinkybaron]

@esjayXX Wow. It's so bad it's effecting every clip she posts!

I wonder why these obvious ads that are pushed onto people's timelines through a paid advertising subscription are getting way more views than likes.....

[Baron von Smoochems @kinkybaron]

@_CryMiaRiver Lol, diabetic people, Neurodivergent people, people with glasses, mobility aid users, and really everyone with a chronic condition appreciates your demeaning commentary and lack of understanding of how the world works due to your sheltered little bubble.

[Baron von Smoochems @kinkybaron]

@RCARMITAGE10 @_QueenMeabh Probably hanging out in her room. Being a person. What are YOU doing alone???

[Baron von Smoochems @kinkybaron]

@icons_women "I'm mad 4 other girls got to win the championship with her!"

Yall are mad about nothing. Literally. Girls still won the championship?

You wanna talk performance gaps, let's discuss poverty.

[Baron von Smoochems @kinkybaron]

@RepMTG @RepDanCrenshaw Oh man! New ideas we've never tried before! More good news from you. You're the most original and forward thinking politician, using the same tactics as your political grandparents. I applaud your willingness to fly blindly into already charted waters.