John Golden

My superpower is static electricity.

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Contrary to what the media says, Colorados football team isn’t that good.

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@TarH2O23 Pics man

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@DudeTweetsAlot The third grade

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@scribblymoth Today I donated for the first time ever.

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Well, it's official. My feet are cold.

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I have trick or treated the fuck out of the candy dish on my desk.

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Getting ready for ShakesFear with @ItsTheLorraine

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Sitting on the balcony drinking a White Russian with @ItsTheLorraine

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I accomplished this tonight.

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My hotel room has this amazing chair.

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@m_toast I’m not sure what that means, but I guess I’m about to find out.

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My new car

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Buying a car takes sooooo long.

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My girlfriend is 5’-10”.

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The only thing that is missing in this hotel room is a dead body. They got everything else disgusting in here.

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@ItsTheLorraine @MARKOKANSO Got one

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Voodoo doll. Should I get one?