Grey Wolf 🐺

We all benefit from a sense of contact with divinity... even if it is only imagined.

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Benefits of drinking:

-hilarious situational laughs that add years to your life
-being 7 beers deep in the Sun with your friends realizing you almost forgot the point of life is to have fun with people who make you happy
-3 bottles of wine with your wife then smashing all night without a condom (lasting 975% longer)
-heartwarming couples dinners hugging goodnight thinking ‘I’m so glad we did this’
-concerts with your girlfriend and friends making lifelong memories favorite songs slapping mythologically
-backyard party watching your girlfriend hit it off with your Aunt while your friends and Uncles plan a road trip to a Big 10 football game “Hanging By A Moment” by Lifehouse jamming in the background wanting to freeze time and live this day every day the rest of your life realizing ‘wow life is a miracle I’m so lucky to be alive’

[🧎🏾 @Luchoresi]

Messi can’t give you dopa like Ronaldo idc

[Rivon @UTDRivon]

Funny thing is, Ronaldo would score one goal today and it would overshadow Messi 😹😹

[Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5]

😂😂😂😂😂😂
And another!!!!!!!!

[Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5]

VIVA RONALDO

[~ @saint7ii]

And I still choose Cristiano Ronaldo in every lifetime

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇳🇴 @imzftbi]

Game and potential elimination on the line, step up Moises Caicedo https://t.co/QDXtwofnFm

[♟ @MexikoDro4]

Pain is necessary nigga

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

Stoner Rule: if you can't find your lighter just stand up, chances are it will hit the floor.

[Lean 🎖️ @Lean_Puffs]

the amount of weed required to make me okay with modern society is becoming economically unsustainable

[miyae 𐙚 @ria_cheal]

Once you watch anime, it becomes difficult to watch normal shows.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

▶️ 'All or Nothing: Manchester United', coming to Amazon Prime Video in 2027.

[ع @pyari_eyesha]

Talking to parents about mental health is like discussing Feminism with Taliban

[🥷🇵🇹🇩🇪 @Yeagersan_]

Replied “😍😍” to her story and she blocked me

[👹 @PapaSayds]

Tears when you find out he plays way better for Portugal looool

[iano @Iano5_]

Take a shower, smoke weed, dress smart, smell good, and go out.

[𝐓Ξ𝐓•𝐒𝐔 @_Tetsuxyz]

eFootball is ahead of every other football game by gameplay but lacks content.

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

Wanaume huwa hatuelewi anything about gifts and presents. Mimi bibi ndio hunipea ideas. I remember a friend of mine who once bought a newborn baby a bicycle🤣🤣

[AFTV @AFTVMedia]

We love you, Eze and Gabriel. One single game won't change what we think of you. We are a family, The Arsenal family! 👏

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

In Kalenjin culture pale kwa sherehe ya vijana ndio unajua all men are equal. There are no men who are more equal than others, and this is what gives birth certificate holders kama kina Sudi confidence ya kutusi professors. Kerkei murenik socho.