Kipley

queer feminist killjoy • agender (they/them) • not a girl • 1w2 • I put the bi in bitter bitch • non-monogamous • Bi-Furious #rollerderby

[Kipley @kipleyrhys]

I love how bi-erasure causes evangelicals to conveniently forget to condemn me

"it's a sin to be gay or lesbian" like PHEW I was worried for a second

[Kipley @kipleyrhys]

a friend gave me a very sweet little “just because” gift tonight & I was sitting in my room happy crying about how I never thought I’d be able to build these kinds of relationships & then I remembered this tweet from 7 years ago & the juxtaposition is stark.

It gets better💜

[Kipley @kipleyrhys]

you ever just sit in your bathroom sobbing late at night because purity culture fucked up your life & everything feels worse when you're tired?

[Kipley @kipleyrhys]

paging @scenequeenrocks

[ultramarathon thanker🇵🇸 @christweetsllc]

STOP THE GD CAR RIGHT NOW

[Kipley @kipleyrhys]

12 years on this cursed app where I have learned a lot & gone from needing this online space in order to find & connect with people to barely using it because I finally have IRL community so yay for growth
#MyXAnniversary

[Kipley @kipleyrhys]

dry January but it’s just me giving up iced coffee for the month

[Kipley @kipleyrhys]

I thought people were saying OceanGate as if this was a scandal on the level of Watergate but then I learned that’s just the name of the company that built the sub

[Kipley @kipleyrhys]

thinking about how that guy couldn’t come up with a “deeper form of self-giving” during sex than.. ejaculating in a vag? not like, spending the whole time eating them out or doing anything actually sacrificial, nope.. just getting his own pleasure & framing it as generous!!

[Kipley @kipleyrhys]

ummmmm holy shit?? I’m in this thread??? somehow?? how can I read this paper ASAP

[Dr. Canton Winer @CantonWiner]

My paper on the relationship between asexuality and feelings of detachment from gender just won the 2023 Graduate Student Paper award from @socwomen-South!

I’m thrilled to see this work recognized by a feminist organization.

A quick summary of the paper:

[Kipley @kipleyrhys]

in other news I actually DID listen to music this year more than any other previous year of my life & even discovered 2 artists I really like ALL ON MY OWN & I am proud of myself (& also thankful for Spotify’s ability to recommend songs for me that I will enjoy😂)

[Kipley @kipleyrhys]

trying to figure out this percentage because anyone who knows me would agree that I don’t listen to music that much so how?? is this?? a thing?? is Kesha not cool anymore I guess that would explain it

[Kipley @kipleyrhys]

thinking about this one time I gave a call to my boss & told him that the customer was yelling & swearing at me & he almost didn't believe me until he picked up the call on speaker & long story short we now call this customer "Dr. Motherfucker" 😂

[rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac]

Saturday Night News: Musk fired the company’s entire senior staff “for cause,” an attempt to avoid paying out tens of millions of dollars in severance packages to the former CEO, CFO, GC and head of legal

https://t.co/vUF4PheK29

[Kipley @kipleyrhys]

@hannahhuffines 🥹😍

[Kipley @kipleyrhys]

planning my bilateral salpingectomy around my roller skating schedule like a real adult

[Adam Kelsey @adamkelsey]

Fun fact: You can be refunded any federal student loan payments you've made since the March 2020 pause.

[Kipley @kipleyrhys]

will my credit score go down when my student loan is forgiven?🙃

[Kipley @kipleyrhys]

@hyperhyperfocus this sounds like a book I should read 😬

[Kipley @kipleyrhys]

incredible website from this moving company, sorry trans women you're gonna need to find your own URL

[Kipley @kipleyrhys]

when I found out that wasn't the doctor's real name, I Googled his clinic & discovered something even better!

Dr. Bob is their office dog & his name is their caller ID 😂

[Kipley @kipleyrhys]

so Bob Loblaw called my job today ‼️ & I was laughing so hard I couldn't answer the phone right away